Love: Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s.... - FML

By KarlwithaK - 19/05/2009 03:29 - United States

Today, we were visiting my great-grandma, who has Alzheimer’s. We spent most of the day with her and she didn't know who we all were. Time came for us to leave so when I gave her a hug good-bye, she whispered into my ear, "You're my type." FML

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amy397123 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Great grandma? Woo, Cougar much!

FMY_FYL 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 12:07

Well at least you are, in fact, somebody's type after all.

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C18_fml 3

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:44

funny

dirtybunny 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 16:58

Ha ha ha

hjjl 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:03

Aw! Thats not so bad, laugh it off. Imagine how she would feel if she could see herself. Enjoy her stage where she says funny inappropriate things, eventually she will just be a vegetable who can't even say anything.

jewels_p 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:11

hilarious

maverick1031 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:22

"You whisper in my ear that you want some more" oh man..

resawins 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:28

oh poor lady!! alzheimer's is so sad. but this story is hilarious!! gotta just laugh about shit like this.

Holly_GoLightly 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:29

#4 Made Me Laugh My grandma asked me to get her booze when I was 8....Didnt go over so well when she said she would share

beebeeL 1

Tuesday 19 May 2009 17:34

lmao

muse88 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:02

ah thats gross lol...

pancakelover 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 18:03

So did you guys hook up?

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