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By DUMMIE - 04/03/2010 00:07 - United States

Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML

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By thedullard - 16/02/2009 05:35 - United States

Today, at the gym, I see a person laying unconscious on the ground with people crowded around. Previously being a lifeguard, and knowing CPR, I ran over and asked a man what happened, preparing to check his vitals. I then realized that the body was a dummy and the employees were doing a drill. FML

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Dark humor

By Anonymous - 14/07/2021 04:01

Today, whilst I was setting up a room for a paediatric first aid course, some of the students arrived. At that precise moment I dropped one of the dolls, and for whatever reason, the first words out of my mouth were, "Oops, I killed the baby." Death glares ensued very quickly. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2014 18:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a first aid training course. I had to lie on the floor and pretend I was unconscious. We were supposed to be doing the recovery position, but the guy I was working with decided to perform CPR instead and grope my boobs in the process. FML

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By jjjjjjmmmmm92 - 20/07/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, I was at work, when a co-worker began to shake a near empty box. Without thinking, I shouted "What if there was a baby in there? You just killed it!" I then remembered she recently suffered a miscarriage. FML

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By mytoehurts - 26/06/2015 13:09 - Canada - Ayr

Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was at work lifeguarding and saw a kid drowning on the far end of the pool. I decided running would be the quickest way to get to her, but as I ran across the pool deck I slipped and hit my head. The kid's mother jumped in to save her child and then called an ambulance for me. FML

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By EMT_Koulianos - 25/05/2009 15:14 - United States

Today, I was performing CPR on a woman on her floor while her internal defibrillator kept firing, making her whole body jump. When it fired, her hand went straight up into my nuts. FML

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By megan - 01/04/2015 17:56 - United States - Lutz

Today, it's April Fool's day. I had to take a CPR class, and everything was going well. We took a break and I went to get a drink of water and started choking. They thought I was making fun of the class, and made me leave. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 23:36 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting my co-worker's son. He was eating Jell-o and spilled it on his top, so I pulled off his PJ's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year-old. FML

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By almost jobless - 11/07/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, I was at work, photographing a baby boy. I grabbed a bench for him to use to hold himself upright. His mom asked if she should hold him instead, but I told her he'd be fine. Two seconds later, he fell backwards and brought the bench down on top of him. There goes my job. FML

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strandedinalimo 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:19

Both good to know.

shananigans 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 9:40

Haha. Coworker win.

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newmanlyman3 8

Friday 5 March 2010 1:15

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kaitmarie_ 0

Friday 5 March 2010 1:51

Too bad it's pretty much impossible to trip over a baby cpr manikin. I'm a CPR Instructor, they weigh like five pounds.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Friday 5 March 2010 6:51

What does weight have to do with tripping over something? You can trip over a piece of string or a pebble if they are in the way.

phatjohnny 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:08

it was probaly a joke

bubblestehduck 0

Friday 5 March 2010 4:28

hahahahahahah that's hilarious jeesus calm down kiddo

roflmaker 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:43

win.

Madeleine_ForYou 0

Friday 5 March 2010 5:51

Hahaha. Slick move.

blastvortex 3

Friday 5 March 2010 6:03

I thought you needed a coat hangar for that? Oh, whoops. Did I just say that out loud? PS It's called a joke, OP. Talk about being oversensitive....

lizamaphone 6

Friday 5 March 2010 8:11

not really an FML. funny though.

KYTRwerepyre 0

Friday 5 March 2010 8:15

@74 now thats one of the first actually funny comments on this fml!

KYTRwerepyre 0

Friday 5 March 2010 8:29

not a coat hanger a lighter and some harspray! that was out loud too wasnt it? @136 sorry for stealing joke couldnt resist it was hilarious and this 'fml' is funny as! ydi for being a show-off