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By Anon - 18/01/2013 05:53 - United States - Mesquite

Today, when I asked my boss why my bonus was cut in half, he replied, "I have no idea what you really do." I'm the IT Manager. FML

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By worksux - 05/01/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, at work, my computer started acting up. I told my boss I could fix it, but he told me to call the IT department instead. Neither the IT technician or his supervisor could figure it out, so I showed them what was wrong and how to fix it. I was promptly fired for wasting 2 hours of company time. FML

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By Noname - 22/02/2009 06:14 - Australia

Today, I did my work, the work of my co-worker who called in sick and the work of my boss who has no idea what the hell is going on all at the same time. I didn't get a promotion because I don't work hard enough. FML

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By ADD - 11/02/2009 14:59 - Bulgaria

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He responded with, "Who the hell are you?" FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 14:00

Today, my manager did that thing where he gave me a performance-based bonus last month, but deducted the bonus from this months pay. He didn’t even try to hide it, it said in plain English "Amount deducted for previous performance bonus." FML

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You guys suck

By fishbearpig - 18/01/2024 23:00 - Romania - Cluj-Napoca

Today, I had to give a presentation on how we can improve our department metrics to a group of dumb executives who keep confusing and mixing up IT departments. Our department is doing great, the problem is that the executives keep mixing up the departments and blame us for everything. FML

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By corey - 28/02/2012 03:41 - United States

Today, I went to ask my boss for a raise. He laughed at me and said, "That's hilarious because I was going to ask you if you could take a pay cut!" FML

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Seize the means…

By Underpaid - 08/05/2022 12:00 - Canada

Today, my boss complained about how his performance bonus is too small, as he expected it to be the total amount accrued rather than a percentage. He also made the decision to not give any of the employees profit sharing this year, because the company didn't beat the budgeted increase in profits. FML

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Assumptions

By Anonymous - 13/11/2022 16:00

Today, my boss yelled at me for not being able to fix his computer. I’m not in IT, I wasn’t hired to have anything to do with IT, but he assumes that because I’m the youngest woman in the building and look like a nerd that I’m automatically a computer expert. I don’t even own my own computer at home. FML

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Slackers

By Anonymous - 17/02/2016 21:36 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my boss told me that people from work have been complaining about me. Apparently, I'm not doing part of their jobs for them, and the other manager sometimes does. FML

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Know your place

By Anonymous - 06/12/2014 18:23 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. I pointed out that due to a technicality, if he hired someone to replace me, he'd have to pay them more anyway. He said he'd gladly pay more for "someone who knows his goddamn place" and made it clear I'll be jobless very soon. FML

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Connect 10

Friday 18 January 2013 12:02

I say you take away his Internet. Just for awhile. He'll come and find you in the hopes you'll be able to help him.

lexa1love 16

Friday 18 January 2013 12:01

Aw OP that is brutal. Maybe print off the job description and lay it on his desk if he really can't figure that out.

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opoopu 8

Friday 18 January 2013 21:49

Sad that the roles of support staff are largely ignored, even though they make up the pillars of the company. Admin staff, IT personnels, etc.

BlackRoseAndMe11 11

Friday 18 January 2013 22:54

Sounds like an episode of The IT Crowd xD

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Friday 18 January 2013 23:25

Take it to HR.

djxerxes9000 18

Friday 18 January 2013 23:28

Tell him you will "Break the internet"!

Ponponpon_fml 5

Saturday 19 January 2013 0:11

You answer the phones at the call center, then?

llamafish 25

Saturday 19 January 2013 0:18

Stan didn't really provide much help the second time around, actually.

myklknife 6

Saturday 19 January 2013 0:48

But what does an IT manager really do?

PrettyKookieToo 8

Saturday 19 January 2013 4:52

Jen? Is that you?

gemmadaws 3

Saturday 19 January 2013 15:20

It sucks being at the bottom of the food chain

ohcheriecherie 20

Sunday 20 January 2013 6:26

75 it was six boys before, five after actually

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