Kids: Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a...

By mafille - 19/03/2015 03:22 - France

Today, when I dropped my 6-year-old daughter off at school, a little boy ran up to her so I asked his name. My daughter explained: "Oh, don't pay any attention to him, he's my slave. He's come to carry my bag. See you later, mom!" FML

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Reider022 16

Thursday 19 March 2015 8:12

Little guys already writing himself a one way ticket to the friend zone

RodzillaX 30

Thursday 19 March 2015 8:10

Off to a good start, for a dictator.

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Lunab123 16

Friday 20 March 2015 1:52

When I was young I did this sort of thing with my friends but it was game to us and only lasted like a day.

amandalynn84 14

Friday 20 March 2015 3:04

Smart little girl you got there.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 20 March 2015 3:34

dominatrix in training?

PanTheMighty 5

Friday 20 March 2015 3:55

Your daughter is going places

lovebug94 9

Friday 20 March 2015 4:27

She'll be a feminist! Haha little devil in the making!

FrenchToastKick 18

Friday 20 March 2015 4:48

Your little girl is definitely going places in life!

berkeleyjake 13

Friday 20 March 2015 5:46

your daughter is going places. awesome kid

soulcrusher11 16

Friday 20 March 2015 7:12

hahahaha that's hilarious and cruel at same time

maskotkilla 1

Friday 20 March 2015 12:41

Are you supposed to be sad about that. I'd be happy if my daughter went around making people her bitch

nyagemini23 22

Friday 20 March 2015 12:42

She's awesome! lol

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