By Username - 19/05/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML
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KatrinaKitten 16

You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!

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ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

I like cupcakes.

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Kayl_reb5 0

Well someone needs to lose some weight!

ZombieeeeUnicorn 1

I like cupcakes.

54 10
Agiggleaday 0

wow worlds greatest dad..

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stephmariee17 0

I guess that's a wake up call?

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imacreeper 3

maybe OP's father meant that they are ugly, not fat. because you have to be pretty damn fat for your own father to make a joke like that.

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lunaXXdennice 0

are you sure he's your dad? you should have responded 'do u think twice before you speak or just say that stuff ^^so it hurts people? either way you plainly suck' and walk away to your mom

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PurpleRae420 0

Your dads an asshole for that and that was an abusive sarcastic comment idc if it was "intended" to be funny because it wasn't

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SwaggerMelon 6

Haha. It's funny because OP is fat.

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ItWasAllWorthIt 0

58, very original advice. -_-

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abcd4242 0

1-looks like you have no room to talk hahaha

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chocolatechocha 8

wow must be hella young!

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Rock_The_Shindig 0

ur right it is sad

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Droopy13 0

That was soo mean! Especially coming from your own dad! Anybody who think this is funny is a total a**hole!

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ihasbrains 10

Remember, everybody. OP could just be black and white.

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PeteyPablo12308 20

At #one: Are you a girl or a boy? I can't tell...

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lalala2012 2

well.. in her bio it says I like cheerleading and boys, so I'm gonna go with she's a girl

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IsntThisAwkward 0

if he said it sarcastically then shes too skinny. if he said it jokingly then shes fat.

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Abbycadabbie1637 4

Really???wow lose!

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craZgal321 6

in the fml he said SARCASTICLY. yall r idiots

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Angi95 3

If I were you I would be like dad don't get lost they might mistake you for an asshole, and not help you.

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Bano360 25

People need to get a sense of humour on here.

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CO_Dorvanski 5

You completely deserve it for even going to Seaworld... What I don't understand is how anyone could support such a cruel and inhumane corporation.

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ifinsane 6

Tell him theyll mistake him for moby dick

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Pufferfish78 5

Wow, that was mean!

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fluffyrocka 0

Hhahah, you're dad was implying that you are a mammal that rhymes with shampoo, haha, shampoo is for heads, silly dad

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holymolybro 0

Not his fault that his daughter is a beached whale.

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JustinThunder 8

Maybe you should stop wearing blue shirts.

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Darth_Naru 0

Shamu isn't blue. Orcas are black and white.

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JustinThunder 8

Oh well, people make mistakes. Thanks for the information.

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puertoricanmafia 0

u suck at colors! lol

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JustinThunder 8

123- I'd rather suck at colours than be illiterate.

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baby_dee97 8

144 no Kobe sucks thats why lebron is still in the playoffs!!!!!!!!

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W0 0

A little exaggeration cant hurt...

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KatrinaKitten 16

You should have yanked him in the water and drowned him; Show him Shamu!

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lunaXXdennice 0

^ it may not be mature but it'd be pretty funny and it'd also teach him a lesson

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Heather_x0x0 6

because telling your kid that you might get mistaken for Shamu is real mature...

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helloello 2

meow, what seems to be the problem here?

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badgirl90987 9

ah yes, kill your father because he called you fat. nice solution.. I wouldn't drown him but I'd sure be pissed off. I'd shove food in his face.

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sarah_cheverie 0

I like Shamu. ;D

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layz_fml 0

me too, shamu is epic :D but maybe OP Should diet.

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Grimmerie 31

shaaaaamu swimming through the ocean blue crashed into a steel canoe now shamu's gonna sue.

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maidofawesome 0

Sucks for you

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TrollsFTW 0

You should be happy. Whales are quite elegant.

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thatfrenchguy 8

yeah apparently it's mandatory for whales to take etiquette class.

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