Miscellaneous: Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 14:37 - United States

Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris

Today, I went with my boyfriend to meet his parents. I had to excuse myself to use the bathroom, and I ended up taking a huge crap that wouldn't flush. I had to reach in and break it up with my hands just so it would flush. Only after I washed up did I notice a plunger sitting under the sink. FML

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By TheMissMuffly - 31/07/2012 15:53 - United States - Monmouth

Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML

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By KieRendan - 25/05/2012 19:59 - United States - Rio Rancho

Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:01 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 15:00 - Canada

Today, I finally started a DIY home improvement project I'd been putting off for a while now. As I was drilling into the wall, I managed to hit a plumbing pipe that I didn't know was there and started flooded my living room. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2013 02:52 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML

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By SeatofIgnorance - 29/08/2017 04:30

Today, during an emergency bathroom visit, I finally broke the toilet seat my fiance had nagged me for months to replace. The broken seat sent me sprawling to the floor. I was still shitting. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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heythereaustin 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:45

uhm... how didn't you notice? I doubt your bathroom is that big...

AssDan 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:48

Sounds like a ****.

Comments

dancer_is_hawt 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:10

Remember to practice safe sex.

eddieyes 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:55

I will thanks for the reminder

dancer_is_hawt 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:13

More of a Porno than a cheesy movie.

mintcar 9

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:16

So? He got a free show. Clothes hide the truth. We should all walk around naked anyway. :)

Mister_Grinch 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:36

1. Plumber 2. Naked lady. 3. Fiance 4. Video Camera. 5. ??? 6. Profit!

DncrHap 9

Wednesday 27 October 2010 21:58

this is the start of a really bad porno. =/

Ditty_Sanchez 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:26

What exactly did you mean when you said your fiance was "finishing up" with the first plumber?

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 28 October 2010 3:01

He was in mid swallow.

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 4:01

LSHIC (laughing so hard i'm crying) Thank you for punishing the OP for her poor choice of words.

kemando 22

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:47

so ur a woman; the plumber's probably like "hey baby don't worry the water's fine! Lets shower"

MrBigDog2U 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 23:52

So the F... what.

GunReaper 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:13

that's what you get for having your fiancé do all the work and you be a ******* asshole and take the first shower....bitch.

Gawdl3y 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:42

I don't understand why Americans freak out so much about nudity... Seriously, here in Germany/Europe, saunas are done in the nude, usually with both sexes in the same room. That's just an example of it. Americans have always seemed overly prudish to me.

nycy 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:54

I don't know why everyone has to talk shit about America. Anyway if you saw how obese people in America were u would be prudish as well. No one wants to go to a sauna where a three hundred pound lady with rolls on her rolls is chIllin naked

nycy 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 7:54

rebamoo 14

Thursday 25 June 2015 0:41

It is most definitely not "prudish" to be modest. My private parts are called PRIVATE for a reason, and I have the right to be picky about who sees them. That makes it more special and exciting. It's not a good thing Europe is so pro-nudity.