By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 06:31 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML
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Rddvl 11

you just can't win sometimes. FYL OP

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kierstynxrose 8

Damn, at least there's a light side of the situation, right? Ha, ha, nobody??

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olpally 32

Red light! Green light! Anybody else think of that game? Lol. FYL op.

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uoeno_fml 20

No and even if I had I wouldn't have laughed out loud

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olpally 32

Thanks, buzz killington.

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dRpRdP 8

is that luck or badluck I don't know. . but I hope police gets u ur bike soon..

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truman25 5

Sounds like you need to invest in a better bike lock

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Retrokitty 9

It sucks that people can't even lock up their bikes without them being stolen.

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diving_fml 30

should have taken off the front light also

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Enslaved 36

Baby it's yours (All yours) If you want it tonight I'll give you the red light special All through the night

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Folly_fml 12

Take pride in the fact that your bike thief will forever be deprived of that shiny red light.

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n00b4liciou5 10

There should be a bike security system that electrifies said bike and shocks anyone who tries to steal it.

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rgri 11

I guess there's always a silver lining.

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RedPillSucks 31

Did they leave the lock?

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