By Anonymous - 28/10/2013 06:31 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, when I locked my newly repaired bike up, I carefully took the new rear light off it so that nobody could steal said light. Somebody stole my bike. At least I have a red light to play with. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Rddvl 11

you just can't win sometimes. FYL OP

Damn, at least there's a light side of the situation, right? Ha, ha, nobody??

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so noone can steal said light?? what is said light?? this makes no sense...

SaoriKichi 4

Said light refers to the red light. It is actually proper English, used to refer to something already mentioned. So if I was talking to a friend about a bear, and then ran into 'said' bear, it would simply be an aforementioned term.

That last sentence made me sad. It's such a cruel world. Sorry OP.