Miscellaneous: Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for... - FML

By lambxox - 08/11/2010 09:04 - United States

Today, when I signed into Amazon, their top recommendation for me based on past purchases was "The Brave Little Toaster" on DVD. FML

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By ... - 26/11/2022 00:00

Today, after lecturing my daughter about being responsible with her money, she got a package from Amazon. What was in it? A lamp shaped like toast. She already has a lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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By Wickls - 18/12/2008 08:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

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By melonhead77 - 29/03/2012 11:46 - Cyprus

Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By FFS - 28/05/2015 17:41 - Cyprus - Limassol

Today, I received a promotional message offering a half-off deal on an expensive coffee maker. The only reason why I received the message is because I bought that same coffee maker yesterday and I signed up to their mailing list. FML

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By lolo - 22/02/2013 00:16 - Israel - Ofaqim

Today, I downloaded a movie that I already own on DVD, because I was feeling too lazy to get up and fetch it from the living room. I think I've hit rock bottom. FML

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Lonely boi

By 733yoda - 28/06/2019 00:30

Today, the most exciting notification I received was Amazon telling me that my bulk order of toilet paper had been shipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2013 06:57 - United States - Baxter

Today, I found out my old DVD player is jealous of my Blu-ray player. It fell from the top of my closet and hit me in the head. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 23:59 - United States

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML

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By tony1401 - 02/02/2010 16:00 - United States

Today, I got another email from Amazon asking me how I like my new Kindle. I don't have a Kindle. It's the one I bought my ex for Christmas, right before she left me while I was deployed overseas. FML

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Top comments

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 8 November 2010 12:09

You think your life is ****** because Amazon is telling you to buy an amazing movie? You don't deserve an internet connection.

marinus_fml 19

Monday 8 November 2010 11:49

Care to explain what else you've been buying?

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DonJuan_13 0

Monday 8 November 2010 14:58

don't hate that's a ballin movie.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 November 2010 14:58

His/Her life is f*cked because Amazon reports to Homeland Security, who sees "The Brave Little Toaster" as a code for suicide bomber terrorists. OP, I suggest you check to see if anyone has been going through your trash lately, or whether your phone has been tapped. FYL, indeed.

slantyshanty 7

Monday 8 November 2010 17:38

paranoia is obviously a foreign concept to you.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 8 November 2010 18:36

That's right. I'm paranoid of all foreigners... (You do realise I was joking, right? Ok, maybe it was lame)

KikiThePug 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:09

You know what? I bought that today for my daughter.. -checks trashcan

iltby 3

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:40

Oh, right, of course.

SaintE_fml 0

Monday 8 November 2010 14:59

that movie changed my life!!! I toast nothing in vain

DaleksAreEpic 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:00

The Brave Little Toaster is a classic. You should be proud.

T_O_N_I 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:12

This is a disgrace to all FML's... your life could be MUCH more ****** up then being recommended a movie!

themixedt4pe 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:16

The only way this might be an FML is if you have a paralyzing fear of toasters. Brave Little Toaster RULES.

KaintukeeBob 13

Monday 8 November 2010 15:18

"I have no appreciation for good movies because I subscribe to the misguided ideal that animated movies are automatically for children only." Go watch 'Legend of the Overfiend', rethink your misconceptions, and enjoy your damned movie.

Alexis31609 9

Monday 8 November 2010 15:23

Hey, that movie is awesome! :)

chazpedersen 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:27

I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!!!!!!

everajade 0

Monday 8 November 2010 15:30

that's only like the coolest movie ever. fyl if you can't appreciate a good recomendation.

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Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

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Today, my husband filed for divorce. He also put himself “In a relationship” with my daughter on Facebook. She turned 18 a few days ago. He says it’s no big deal because, “at least I waited until she was legal.” The spineless idiot just doesn’t get it. FML

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Today, I had to do a Google Image search to prove to my 32-year-old husband that road runners are real animals, and not just made up for Looney Toons. FML

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Today, I was in a car crash. While I was being immobilised by the paramedics to be taken to the nearest hospital, the passenger of the other car, who didn't have a single scratch, touched my shoulder and said, "It doesn't matter, nobody got hurt." FML

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Today, I got a call from my long distance girlfriend. She's about a month pregnant. I haven't seen her in person for six months, but she still insists it's mine. I don't know which would be worse: her lying or her being that stupid. FML

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Today, my mom's intense fear of tornadoes caused her to break into the bathroom, drag me off the toilet while I was changing my tampon, and drag me to the basement with my pants around my ankles to join my father, brother, and my brother's best friend. FML

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Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML

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Today, I was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes a couple of weeks ago. The upside is that the diabetic meds I've been prescribed help with weight loss. The takeaway? Diarrhea. Lots and lots of diarrhea. FML

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