Miscellaneous: Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them...

By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML

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By jj. - 03/01/2023 21:00

Today, my family dragged me to a steakhouse, knowing full well I'm vegan. I sat there, with my sad little salad, watching as they stuffed themselves with burned animal flesh and laughed at me. They wonder why I hate them all. FML

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By Jlhfan90 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I've been a vegan for a year. It's also the day that I met my dad's new best friend, who happens to be a retired butcher. They tried to pull an intervention on me for not "being sensible" by eating meat. FML

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By fack - 26/11/2013 18:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my mom told me that when my sister and I were born, the first thing my dad said was, "I hope they don't turn out vegetarian." I did. FML

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By Joy - 16/06/2010 14:42 - Denmark

Today, we had guests coming over. My dad wanted me to make some bacon, but I refused because I'm a vegetarian, and don't like to touch meat. His response? 'Good joke honey, now make the bacon.' FML

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By BFH4Life - 30/11/2011 09:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad announced to the whole family that we will be having a vegetarian dinner this Christmas to make my step-mum happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 20:22 - United States - Newark

Today, my vegan step-mom found out I ate at McDonald's yesterday. She gave me hell and asked me how it feels to give money to "murderers". All while my dad sat quietly by because he's too whipped to speak his mind. It wasn't even her house a month ago. FML

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By NickC - 29/11/2009 00:40 - Malaysia

Today, my girlfriend's parents wanted to cook dinner for me. After a whole day of cooking up a storm, her parents cooked an elaborate meal of roast lamb, pork chops and grilled chicken. Rejecting a meal is like spitting in ones face in Chinese culture. I'm vegetarian. FML

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By secret meat - 21/06/2014 02:04 - United States - Framingham

Today, after being a vegetarian for 5 years, I found out that my boyfriend of 2 years has secretly been feeding me meat. His reason is that he thinks it's "funny" that I still call myself a vegetarian afterwards. FML

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By pkstarstorm - 14/07/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2015 05:05 - United States

Today, I spent hours cooking a big dinner for my parents for the first time. I guess I made the steak too rare, because when my dad cut into it, he said "Christ! This thing's practically alive!" and said a skilled vet could probably bring the cow it was cut from back to life. FML

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Drew167 8

Thursday 21 June 2012 18:53

Well your father seems rather accepting.

mpsteve137 15

Thursday 21 June 2012 18:53

Say EAT THIS!!! And punch him in the face

Comments

McFlyin 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:29

If i was your father i would have donw the same thing or probably even something more cruel like putting a lot of raw steaks in your bed when you're asleep and let you sleep in them

Helenarth 6

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:37

Why would you do something like that?

YourMoms_BF 2

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:38

Tell him you're going to die 6 years earlier from eating that, enjoy ;).

EpicFail1520 16

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:43

I tried being a vegetarian once. I missed chicken nuggets too badly.

juhlman 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 23:29

Your dad knows what's up

LogicalThinking 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 23:35

Lol can't get that FG moment out of my head "here Meg, allow me to serve this beef in the matter in which you are accustomed"

drumrgonewild 2

Friday 22 June 2012 0:57

Ur dad sounds fun at parties but i wouldve beat him with that meat

daniel_pb 0

Friday 22 June 2012 1:35

*slow clap*

HotRose 18

Friday 22 June 2012 1:44

This is the first fml that literally made me laugh out loud. I made this account just to say, congratulations.

uglycrow 5

Friday 22 June 2012 2:46

I'm a vegetarian.. I have been for six years and all I have to say is get use to it.. No one understands that we are sensitive where little living creatures are concerned.. They have no respect for vegetarians or the once living animals that lost their lives to fill ungrateful people's stomachs..