By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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Drew167 8

Well your father seems rather accepting.

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mpsteve137 15

Say EAT THIS!!! And punch him in the face

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mja2014 4

No masshole can be a vegetarian, it's an unwritten rule that was just passed by nobody -concerned masshole

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TheIchiban 11

Your dad is a horrible person. Hide all the meat from him so he will suffer.

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JessicaNB 2

Well, you shouldn't be vegetarian anyway. Animals were meant to be eaten. You being a vegetarian does nothing to help the ”poor little animals” becaused every sane person on this planet eats meat.

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Quikraptor 8

In other words "My food ***** on your food." ~Carnivore

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GeorgeBurkett123 2

She doesn't like meat. Big deal! Animal were not meant to be eaten! What weirdo though, " hey you see that cow over there? Let's kill it and eat it". That's the weird thing. I'm not a vegetation but I totally support them.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

You sound really narrow minded. It's a lifestyle choice that should be left up to the person. People who don't eat meat aren't sane? You haven't met every vegetarian. Maybe meat makes them sick. You don't know, so stop making blanket statements.

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TheMathMajor 26

Thank you, 72. There is a wide variety of reasons someone might choose not to eat meat. Health, the environment, animal cruelty, allergies, religion, and much more. It's harmless, so why do you care so much about what OP eats or doesn't eat?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Take it from him, then send it to Lady Gaga with a note: "Wear me! Wear me!"

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gracehi 31

My food ***** on your food. :P Seriously though, I sometimes wish I could hunt or afford to buy free range meat because of the way the meat industry treats animals. I can't be a vegetarian because I'd starve because I simply can't eat vegetables. They make me gag. :( But good for you making that noble decision for yourself. Maybe in a few years you'll look back at your dad's stupid behavior and laugh.

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