By Anonymous - 21/06/2012 14:52 - United States - Medway

Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
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Drew167 8

Well your father seems rather accepting.

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mpsteve137 15

Say EAT THIS!!! And punch him in the face

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lilysmiles143 0

ew who does that?! oh yea your dad

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DrownedMyFish 18

How often does your father put his meat in your face?

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l23VIVE 17

^Noor I always love your comments, they always brighten my day... Especially today though, thanks for being Funny

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ambowew 7

No beef, no chicken, and not even ham. And please don't make me think about lamb. I told my folks, but didn't think to duck. My dad thinks he's cool, he don't give a ****. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge some meat.

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missyj0 12

I thought it was pretty creative.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

*slab. Or you can slap him with a slap as well.

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olpally 32

If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball... What?? *throws wrench, hits Justin long in the face* :D

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day624 14

Apparently meat hats are fashionable nowadays, he's just doing whats best for you

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l23VIVE 17

53 just stop commenting... On the past couple threads you keep getting buried, so take my advice and just stop commenting

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pizzaboy69 4

You should pull down your pants start stroking your pussy and say eat me eat me

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DrownedMyFish 18

You are one sick puppy.

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MrFuzzles 5

To her father.... Wtf is going through your head. Wait, actually don't tell me. Oh and this is your first comment! Welcome to FML, bad comments get people burned on crosses here.

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Mariee95 0

You are ******* disgusting. I'm very insulted by this

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

You're kind of a sick **** for this. Only if you knew that it was OP's dad.

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mvems 13

Well, isn't he supportive and creative.

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pink_raindrops 26

When I became a vegetarian my dad waved a hotdog in my face and tried to force me to eat it. When I slapped it out of his hand, down onto the floor, he yelled at me for wasting food. After a bit he actually became supportive of it and tried to buy me tofu and things like that. Maybe your dad will become supportive when he realizes it isn't just some kind of faze you're going through.

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Airman1988 9

Shame on you for not eating your dad's wiener Lol.

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alycion 38

I'm not vegetarian myself but I have quite a few friends who are vegan and vegetarian. My husband also did it for awhile. We do try to limit meat consumption though. I'll have vegetarian nights when I make dinner. As long as when someone makes the choice to eliminate meat they don't judge those who still eat it, to each their own. And people who choose to eat meat need to stop judging as well. I do know I have food allergies to stuff like tofu and satan. I do enjoy the challenge of cooking vegetarian meals without meat replacements though. It keeps our menu fresh. Op don't let your father get to you.

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TheMathMajor 26

I'm a vegetarian and I hardly ever eat meet replacements. There's no need to :) And, 32, why do you say he would be supportive if it's just a phase? He should be supportive regardless. There aren't any negative health effects if she actually eats vegetables and not just pasta and bread. And if she still eats dairy and eggs she doesn't need to worry about getting B12. I always wonder why people can be so judgmental of a harmless lifestyle choice. I guess it's mostly because of ignorance.

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greeneyedpothead 10

I didn't know people could be allergic to Satan 0.0

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SwordOfTheSky 4

You're allergic to the devil? lol Or is satan just something I'm unfamiliar with?

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