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By manksy - 01/01/2010 22:07 - United Kingdom

Today, when I was unpacking all of my stuff, my parents declared that they are going to live in Australia, and have found me a 'friend'. I am a 14 year old girl at boarding school, and my friend is my new foster mum. FML

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By OhLovely - 01/11/2012 01:39 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML

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By FirmlyInEngland - 17/09/2009 09:23 - United Kingdom

Today, the boy I have crush on at school announced that his family were moving to Australia. My friend thought that it would be funny to spread a rumour that I was moving too, in order to follow him. Everyone has heard it, and unfortunately everyone believes it, including him. FML

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By hunterchik - 29/09/2018 15:30

Today, I found out about my parent's divorce over Facebook from my sister who lives 8 hours away in another province. They made the decision 3 weeks ago. I live with my parents. FML

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By Ohnowhy - 09/09/2018 18:30

Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2023 08:00

Today, I borrowed my adopted mom's laptop and found out that either her, my dad, or both of them, have been trying to research legal ways of un-adopting me and giving me back to the foster care system. FML

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By Bananapi - 10/09/2017 13:00

Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML

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By photonut13 - 15/07/2010 10:52 - Canada

Today, I found out my mother had remarried, and that I was getting a stepfather and stepbrother. However I found out about it 30 minutes before we left to pick them up from the airport, and also found out that I'm losing my bedroom. FML

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By Adoptee - 22/05/2011 23:09 - United Kingdom

Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML

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By thatguy - 25/06/2011 07:47 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML

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hedgehogs 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:30

This is awful. I hope you find some other adults that you can be close to and take an interest in you. Please remember that this about them and not you; it's their selfishness and neglect, not because you are not a worthwhile person. I am so sorry to hear this.

cr4ckb0n3f4n 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 1:24

well, once they settle there, send them a big box of cookies, make them yourself, add whatever you wish to add.

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thefmlman2011 36

Saturday 12 May 2012 0:54

when your old enough, apply for a visa there?

pandaRanda 0

Monday 21 May 2012 2:42

Damn. Op. I hope your parents have a SHIT time in Austrailia

bianchieiei 13

Friday 8 June 2012 14:21

Wow.im 14 too.tat sux.i be so damn mad.

WOGBRO 6

Thursday 1 November 2012 12:27

Poop in the cookies that you make them!!

superfail77 8

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:40

That's horrible! If they would do something this terrible to you, than you will be better off with the foster parent!

superfail77 8

Tuesday 18 December 2012 1:52

That's horrible! If they would do something this terrible to you, than you will be better off with the foster parent!

Wealthyparrot 9

Wednesday 22 May 2013 0:24

I'd shoot them. Not metaphorically.

KevinFlynn 13

Thursday 4 July 2013 22:24

you don't deserve that. not at all

mattman1 7

Thursday 22 August 2013 22:39

just don't rebel against your parents an get knocked up or stabbed !

doglover100 28

Sunday 27 October 2013 18:54

They should've asked you beforehand. I hope you make friends at your new school.

LyricaSilvan 29

Thursday 4 February 2016 16:02

"Oh, by the way, Timmy, is it okay if we abandon you just so we can travel?" Do you see the issue with your comment? Most people who are awful enough to do something like this in the first place wouldn't feel the need to verify it with their kid.