By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 17:47 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Now is the time to embrace your inner villain and call yourself Two-Face. Avoid bats if possible.

Well mine are in the shape of a mustache rn so you're okay

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BilliardGreg 8

All depends on if the op is male or female... well I guess it sucks not as bad if they are male.

that was a slap to remind you to wash your filthy face.

That might be a sign that you have some pillow washing to do, OP.