By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 17:47 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
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Welshite 39

Now is the time to embrace your inner villain and call yourself Two-Face. Avoid bats if possible.

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Emma1562 35

Well mine are in the shape of a mustache rn so you're okay

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niphredil12 8

Change your sheets. Clearly your pillow case needs a wash

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Mightytall 35

Do you have an allergy against certain detergents possibly?

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Laynee90 5

if you are meaning you have pimples on one side of your face then change your sheets. If that's the side you sleep on then that's what it is.

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CaroLouWho 10

Use Dickinson's Witch Hazel. It's amazing. Pour a little bit on a cotton pad and wipe your face with it several times a day. I have super sensitive skin and it doesn't break me out. It smells a little weird but you stop noticing it after a while. And it's, like, five dollars at Kroger's.

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rebamoo 14

I recommend washing your pillowcase... :S

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BeenIt 5

Sounds like an allergic reaction.

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OhGawdMyEyes 9

welcome to high school, buckaroo. it's all a matter of soap and water, 3 times a day.

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