By Anonymous - 21/09/2015 17:47 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, when I woke up, one half of my face was smooth and clear and the other half looked as if I got slapped by the Hand of Puberty itself. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Now is the time to embrace your inner villain and call yourself Two-Face. Avoid bats if possible.

Well mine are in the shape of a mustache rn so you're okay

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The Hand of Puberty needs to wash itself.

Steps. 1. Wash your face morning and night! 2. Buy a blackhead tool and clean out your skin. LIKE REALLY CLEAN IT. my skin is clear and those two steps are what I did.

It's your pillow. If you wash your pillow cases regularly you won't have this problem anymore

I understand, it's a pain when this happens to me. My best suggestion is to wash your pillow case at least every other day, or to lay a fresh towel on your pillow every night while you sleep. Both tips help with the excess oil and sweat that can build up when you're sleeping.

You sleep with your face on the same pillowcases every night. Even if your skin's not that oily, that is a long time of direct contact for oils to build up on the pillowcase, and then stick back to your face the next night. Like lots of others have said, it might help to change your pillowcases somewhat more frequently.

That gives a whole new meaning to "my good side."

Spank the Monkey with your other hand and balance it out.