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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Ain't no shame in being a virgin. That's such a good thing to hear these days

27 is okay. When you're 40, that's when they start making movies about your life.

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Saying your a virgin and shouldn't have an STD is like saying I haven't killed anybody so I clearly haven't punched anyone. It's misleading and doesn't mean you haven't been exposed.

I guess ur doctor must have looked at a wrong file lol

Satoaoi 13

not everyone loses there virginity at 14 . maybe you have a **** doctor or something

Well maybe you should focus on the symptoms, just because something is called a STD does not mean it is the ONLY way of getting that dissease. Sometimes people get STD in otherways also. Would suck though, doing the time without doing the crime ;)

I cant quite understand why your doctor thought you lied to her. I know ppl lie about *not* being a virgin, but I dont think I know anyone who lies about being one, especially not at that age. Of course I'm not saying there is anything wrong with being a virgin, but the truth is that I dont think society takes it the same way. And apparently, the OP's doc doesnt either. One of my friends went to a gynecologist a couple years ago and he got so confused when she told him she was a virgin (she was like 24 at the time) that he kept asking her all the ("wrong") questions to all of which she kept responding to with one of these: no, i didnt, i havent, nope, not recently, etc... She described it as "dear god, so embarassing" and couldnt wait to get out of there. Anyhow, I can only imagine how the OP felt during that visit (especially given the circumstances/diagnosis), but may I add - in case the doctor wasnt simply confused like the example above, it might be time you consider switching to another doc, OP

Knightchaser27 25

Maybe you should get a second opinion

Wow, I really enjoy sex. I'm glad I didn't wait till 20+. I suppose its not everyone's cup of tea though and losing your virginity isn't a rush.