By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML
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biggestfan23 11

Ain't no shame in being a virgin. That's such a good thing to hear these days

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MelTheGreat 23

27 is okay. When you're 40, that's when they start making movies about your life.

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akiahara 14

When I think of toilet nasties, crabs come to mind, not bacterial or viral STDs. But since you don't have a party going on in your pubes, this would not be your problem.

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deaddonkey 15

At least the doctor thinks that you are hot enough to have sex.

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turtle_sandwich 4

There are virgins who have still had sexual contact with others and can contract STDs that way. It's not just intercourse. There are also a lot of other ways to contract an STD; for example, Babies can also get STDs from breast milk.

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greysfox 6

No you fool. You can't. The viruses & bacteria die if they aren't kept at body temperature.

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Portland_Jane 4

There are bacterial infections that you can get without sex. They happen when you don't have a balance of good and bad bacteria. Some can have similar symptoms to some STDs.

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gothiccandy 9

While her demeanor was rude and unprofessional there are other ways the get an STD. I'd get a second opinion, something could be wrong.

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hienzburgess 9

FYL for not having your doctor believe that you're a virgin. I mean, that's extremely believable. Otherwise, what kind of a 28 year old would try to convince someone they're a virgin? Doesn't work.

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megmichelle45 3

if you're a virgin with all sexual stuff, yes, that's unfortunate; however, some people are "technically" virgins but have still had oral or anal sex. heck, you could have made out with someone who had sores in their mouth. if any sexual contact has happened, especially if you have the symptoms of an std, get checked just in case.

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r_bruce69 19

Is it just me or is abstinence before marriage kind of stupid? Surely you'd want to reach that level of intimacy and trust and be compatible BEFORE committing yourself for the rest of your life?

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