Health: Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had...

By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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By foreveralone - 10/07/2020 17:04

Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 18:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2012 22:03 - United States

Today, I had to make a doctor's appointment for my daughter. Apparently she thought it would be better to wipe herself with Clorox tough scrub disinfecting wipes than tell me she'd caught an STD. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By NOIDIDNOT - 19/11/2012 06:21 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML

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By AnonymousAmber - 31/10/2014 23:10 - United States - Yadkinville

Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML

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By fucked by sex ed - 29/03/2013 17:18 - United States - Manchester

Today, my 19-year-old son told me his girlfriend is pregnant, and was diagnosed with an STD. He's sure that he's the father. He's also sure he doesn't have an STD, because he's a virgin. I had to give him the sex talk that his school never did, as well as explain to him that his girlfriend is a cheater. FML

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biggestfan23 11

Tuesday 26 February 2013 16:07

Ain't no shame in being a virgin. That's such a good thing to hear these days

MelTheGreat 23

Tuesday 26 February 2013 16:09

27 is okay. When you're 40, that's when they start making movies about your life.

Comments

onorexveritas 23

Tuesday 26 February 2013 23:37

aww honey, screw the doctor

RedPillSucks 31

Wednesday 27 February 2013 4:44

She'd probably get an STD

hellphone_fml 37

Tuesday 26 February 2013 23:43

I am 15 and still have not had my first boyfriend or first kiss. I doubt people verbally make fun you for that, in school I am a freak for not dating someone or wanting too.

Amama_fml 30

Tuesday 26 February 2013 23:50

Something like that happened to me. I was 17 and I got some test results that came back positive to an STD and I had to tell the doctors that I was a virgin and they treated me as if I were a lying *****. I took another test that was supposed to be more accurate and, effectively, the firsts results were false positive. :/

chinagirl3343 8

Wednesday 27 February 2013 0:57

Well you know you are so get a second opinion.

StanSmith2013 26

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:37

How does an arguement about an STD, turn into one about religion? Everyone, just calm down. Not one of you has wished OP to get better soon, all you have done is criticise everyone for having sex at what age. Guess what? It's natural and people's choice! Get over yourself!

RicanGata91 7

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:40

All ya have points but seriously it's not about any of you the whole point washer doctor didn't believe her so screw that bleep!

RicanGata91 7

Wednesday 27 February 2013 1:41

Lmao I meant was her not washer!

ZombieSazza 34

Wednesday 27 February 2013 3:23

OP, you do NOT deserve to be judged and treated this way by a so called "professional. Complain about their behaviour to the medical practice and ask for a second opinion. That doctor was out of line!!

love_me_electric 20

Wednesday 27 February 2013 4:05

I got a UTI when I was 16 and when I went to the doctor he asked if I was sexually active. I told him no and he made it pretty clear that he thought I was lying to him. There's a hundred other ways you can get a UTI, so I don't know why he automatically assumed it was from sex.