Miscellaneous: Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said...

By ilik3catz - 01/01/2011 00:05 - United States

Today, while at a family gathering for New Years, my aunt said she needed a flat surface to write on. My dad immediately piped up, "Why don't you use Samantha's chest?" I'm Samantha. I'm also 18. FML

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By NotYourDaddy - 08/08/2017 00:31

Today, my 17-year-old employee accidentally called me "Dad". We all got a good laugh from it and went on with our days. Later, after getting her some coins for her cash drawer, she playfully said, "Thanks, Daddy." The customer she was serving? My wife. FML

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By dkajxu - 12/08/2009 12:57 - Singapore

Today, while studying in the middle of the night, my dad came home drunk. I helped him to the sofa and after clearing up his mess, he started going on about how useless my sister Vanessa was, and how good a daughter I am. I am Vanessa. FML

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Quality family time

By Kjer - 24/03/2013 00:38 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, my family and I were visiting an aunt. While helping my aunt to set the table, my sister remarked that from behind I look exactly like her. I reflexively blurted out, "Well fuck you too." Very awkward silence. FML

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By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my parents, my aunt, and her husband went out to dinner. Once there, my aunt told us that she was pregnant. Out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML

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Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML

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By notsohappyniece - 02/11/2009 16:10 - United States

Today, my aunt came into the world. My 67 year-old grandfather married a 24 year-old woman who just gave birth to my new aunt, who is 18 years younger than me. FML

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By Bear - 10/07/2017 04:30

Today, while picking up my 14-year-old sister, a friend of hers asked if I was her mother. I'm only 17. FML

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By FreakedOut - 31/07/2009 08:03 - United States

Today, my dad told me he was planning to have his steady girlfriend over for dinner. He's only had a few relationships since he and my mom split up when I was very young, so I was excited to meet the woman. He then told me that I knew her already. My dad is dating my aunt on my mothers side. FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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Power move

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 17:00

Today, I accidentally called my kickboxing trainer "Dad." I'm 27. FML

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Saturday 1 January 2011 6:17

haha you just got burned by your dad

TXjuggalo972 6

Saturday 1 January 2011 6:21

don't worry op I actually kind of like flat chested women idk why actually I could care less

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TropicalTulipz 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:36

dad: 1 samantha: none hahaha

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:46

I don't mind having a smaller chest. If I suddenly crapped out the money for an augmentation, I wouldn't do it because it would look awkward with my body type if I had huge cans. Also, why would I change that? I don't hate on guys for having small weiners, those small weinered guys shouldn't hate

lolol_BKYCHO 3

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:50

Damn it cut off my rant. Small chests are an evolutionary advantage. Nobody stares, I don't knock stuff over, I never get "dress-coded" and I don't get back problems from them. Big boobs look nasty after the age of 35 anyway, while the a's and b's will stand the test of time c:

RavenBurga 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 16:54

fgsfds

russianspy1234 11

Saturday 1 January 2011 22:12

Sense of humor is far more important than a big chest, too bad you don't have either.

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Saturday 1 January 2011 22:34

Her dad should not discuss her boobs, period. At 18 they won't likely grow without either pregnancy or surgery. If her Dad is SO concerned he needs to cough up the $$ if she wants enhancement even to just a C cup. Big Fakes won't fall like Big Real ones

Choconumm 8

Saturday 1 January 2011 23:48

I wonder what your dad looks at in his free time....

mercedes3210 6

Sunday 2 January 2011 0:01

You were talking about breasts.

pedroiaman15 0

Sunday 2 January 2011 0:13

youve got a helluva dad! :)

strawberrydreams 18

Sunday 2 January 2011 0:41

Ouch FYL seriously. Your dad is just an asshole who shouldn't even be talking about your boob size in the first place. Then again there's no need to make a scene about. At least you won't have to worry about having saggy boobs at your age. There are some guys who like the small ones!