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By Shannon - 29/11/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two-month old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML

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By notamum - 29/03/2014 02:07 - Australia - Belmont

Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML

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By joshinbaltimore - 22/03/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I went swimming. As I was getting out of the very crowded pool a little girl ran up to me pointed and yelled, "Mommy, I want big boobies like that when I grow up." I'm 16. I'm a boy. FML

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By Sloppy Cashmere - 09/05/2016 21:26 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I visited a waterpark with friends. At one point, a woman floating near me suddenly says to me, "How are you doing, honey?" Instinctively, I replied, "I'm well". The woman gave me a strange look and I turned around to find she was talking to her child directly behind me. FML

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By notpreggo - 01/05/2017 12:00

Today, I was taking my 3-month-old nephew for a walk in his stroller, when a lady stopped me to coo over him. Then she patted my stomach and said, "Don't worry, you'll lose the baby weight soon". I've never had a baby. FML

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By short&stout - 26/08/2017 20:00

Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML

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By Karie-Rose - 06/02/2010 06:28 - United States

Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML

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By Lexi - 20/11/2010 19:07 - Canada

Today, I took my two-year-old daughter swimming. While sitting in the hot tub, my daughter pointed to the elderly man sitting across from us and mumbled something. I couldn't understand her, so I asked her to repeat it. After two more attempts, she shouted, "MOM! He has big boobs!" FML

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By shizzy09 - 13/04/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, I took my 4-year-old daughter to the local pool for swim lessons. As we walked onto the deck she turned to me and said "Mom, that lady has really big boobs!" The whole pool heard, even the man my daughter was referring to. FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By auslander - 12/08/2009 20:13 - Switzerland

Today, as a supervisor at a water park, several clients came up to me and complained about a topless girl in our wave pool. I found the girl, called her out, and politely told her that she was not allowed in the pool without a top. "She" was a fat 15 year-old boy. FML

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illy88 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 10:29

99% of the ppl tht commented this r all bitches..u guys are probably fat..shes ****** 14..its bitches like u tht make kids wanna kill themselves..**** u guys

borabora1991 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 9:05

ouch.

Comments

katiewubsmusic 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:54

Wow, **** that lady. I suppose her swimsuit was baggy to hide her rolls of fat and layers of blubber. It's pitiful how many hypocrites there are nowadays. xD

carlover2050 3

Tuesday 1 December 2009 7:48

damn you must be ugly!!!

fuckducks 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 9:18

I'm about the same age as you gonna be 14 in Jan, and from what I know from life experience, if ur fat, u shud ****** jump off an 50 story building and have 1 of ur fatty friends film it watching u splat everywhere on the pavement when u hit the ground, and then people can send ur remains to starving children in Africa and have them be fed for 3 weeks. thts how fat u r u ****** fat bitch. YOU ****** DESRVE IT.

Armoangel96 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 10:28

wow harmful comments guys, it probably fake anyway, if its not i just wanna say that u don't deserve it here are many chubby girls your age. It's normal to be at this age anyway you r going through puberty. When u hit 16 you will probably have lost all the weight coz it is baby fat. If your naturally very fat, just try eating healthier or eat more and die if u wish. XD

Otium_fml 3

Tuesday 1 December 2009 15:35

Huue, I kinda know how you feel. However, the old lady just asked me if my cousin was my kid.

eternallyme 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 0:27

Omg i was at disneyland with my boyfriend and my cousins, and the people behind us in line asked if my 4 year old cousin was ours. i was 14 at the time.

crazy_coon 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 1:53

omg YDI!!! if ur bitching about being fat, then we're gonna tell u to lose weight. and if ur here saying oh u shouldnt call them fat and not lose weight self esteem and whatnot then how is her self esteem gonna be any better when people are calling her prego or lard ass?!!? So hit the GYM not JIM, yes it's a place where you go work out learn it!!!!!!

TessIsabella 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 7:48

My god. Since when does anyone on FML have the right to tell OP they're a fat lazy shit? They should ******* lose weight? Yeah, I get it. Don't just tell her she's not fat, and she's fine. But could you find a nicer way to put it? I doubt you'd like being called a worthless shit when you're fourteen. God. Does anyone here have a heart? Do they care at all how the OP thinks? Stop being so ******* mean.