Intimacy: Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice...

By FamilySecret - 29/01/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriends place, I thought I would be nice by folding his laundry and putting it away since he was working late. I opened his sock drawer and sitting on top was a photo of his mother, naked. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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By Lililaloose - 24/12/2008 04:11 - France

Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML

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By beyondembarrassed - 05/05/2013 05:44 - United States

Today, I tried to show my boyfriend's mom a picture of my prom dress on my phone. She scrolled to the right to find a picture of her son, naked. FML

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Mom gets some

By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2011 22:57 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML

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What ARE you doing?

By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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Sexy time

By Jssceli09 - 18/12/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML

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By jodibut - 06/02/2012 16:18 - United States

Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML

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Why would you do that?

By HughGorgy - 20/03/2009 05:37 - Canada

Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML

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PancakesEqualLov 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:37

ahhh!!! damn it, I was refering to the suggestion where you blow up the pic and make him explain.

chlorinegreen 27

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:39

anybody else worried just who GAVE him this picture?? "here you go son, thought this would help you relax." WTF, fyl

picturescrazy 24

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:41

That reminds me of an episode of Weeds, when Shane wanks off to his mom's nude pictures.

natas_fml 13

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:42

how would that make it not awkward?

Mrmeatfold 2

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:43

WTF!

cupcakemonster10_fml 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 19:53

ewww! :|

ninjabandkid 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:00

nah you aren't the only one that understood (:

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:03

Win.

brighteyes81 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:07

No, I get it.

varkey 7

Saturday 29 January 2011 20:09

ok, this is the most messed up FML i've read in a long time. if this is true [it's very hard to believe], get the F away from this psycho.

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