By Anonymous - 12/10/2010 15:06 - United States

Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 768
You deserved it 44 812

Same thing different taste

Comments

FFML_314 11

Just because your names Tony and your skin is a bit orange, doesn't mean you've earned the right to pounce like a damn tiger. Did you break Nana's hip?

MAGNAVOX 0

Your skin looks a bit orange.

FFML_314 11

You're wearing a blue shirt. Sorry, I was under the impression we were stating the obvious, without actually having a single point.

MAGNAVOX 0

Actually the shirt in the picture is black.

FFML_314 11

And my skin looks yellow. Again, do you have a point?

xiiijinx 5

You have a creepy 'stache, dude. And this comment has no point except to point out the obvious.

MAGNAVOX 0

There is a correlation between your orange skin and your Tony the tiger comment. And I didn't know there was creepy mustaches, I like the attribute:)

FFML_314 11

Your comment served no purpose. I know you said it, because I said something about OP having orange skin, but I didn't mock OP or tease them in anyway, so your comment is not correlating with mine, because the two do not relate. Your comment has no point. Now, if I were to say something to OP like "Wow, YDI for having orange skin, people with orange skin are disgusting" your comment would make sense. Also, once again, my skin is not orange. It's also called editing.

twinny_sc 13

Ok now that that is over with back to the original comment. It made me giggle. Thank you for that. Also, I hope OP didn't break nana's hip. That would be tragic. His ninja license could be revoked.

Ninja license...I chortled, I'll admit it. It was nearly a guffaw, but just short of a snicker.

FFML_314 11

You will never get me to high five you. Keep dreaming.

goldiefox 0

wow it always seems like ffml gets in fights a lot here on fml comments! I do wonder if you have a life?

MAGNAVOX 0
goldiefox 0

that's what I was thinking! Her info says she's a hip hop artist. She must not be a very good one if she's on fml all day!

FFML_314 11

You're all morons. 1. I'm not actually a hip hop artist you fucktard. It's sarcasm, because of my picture. 2. If you know I'm always in a fight on FML, that has to mean you're on here just as much. 3. I work 2 jobs that allow me to be on my phone/computer. Especially since one of them is an online job. 3. Because you actually think that was considered a "fight." 4. Obvious reasons.

goldiefox 0

I think you have something up your ass! all that comes out of your mouth is either annoying or mean! and btw your pictures looks like you being ass raped.

FFML_314 11

That's not true at all actually. I have a lot of very lighthearted comments on this site. Actually, the majority of them are funny or silly. This week has just been a good week to show people their stupidity. Your last sentence makes no sense, so it doesn't deserve a witty response. Hypocrit.

goldie, I believe that FFML is tired of stupid people making stupid comments and sounding stupid while they do it. She also is very self-assured, shall we say, and takes no shit from anyone. She's not one of these "OMG lolz!!!!" girls- she has a head on her shoulders and she uses it. If you see that as a stick up her ass, then so be it.

goldiefox 0

I'm not a omg lolz girl at all! I hate those kinds of girls! I'm not one to get mad over stupid stuff so I'm just going to stop commenting on this, call it a day, and move on in life. and TRUST me I'm no hypocrite!

GIANT HAIRY CABBAGES! Did that resolve the argument? It usually does.

MAGNAVOX 0

Who got ass raped during a football game?

perdix 29

Oh, the mighty cougar hunter! Did you get to dry hump her? To young people, dry humping is going through the motions of intercourse with your clothes on, but for old folks, it IS intercourse. Hopefully, she had her Very Cherry lube with her.

But if she's wearing it on her face... Oh... Ew. Don't forget to take out her dentures, I guess. Hope Nana likes cherries.

nekocuppycakes 0

hahahaha oh lawdy. best comment so far!

Nyc__Princess 0

YDI. you fail at trying to be a ninja

xiiijinx 5
Florence_ 0

I don't think so, but the guy commenting above you likes them.

mintcar 9

Aw, poor granny. Hope she's okay. :(:(

tdotgirl1 0

You are an idiot HA HA HAHA HA

Blaw023 0

Hahaahaha this is a def. Fail OP. Would be a win if you actually pounced on your friend haha