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By Shoofly - 04/03/2011 22:54 - United States

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

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By sandwichmaker - 17/07/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, while working at Subway, a man ordered a sub with avocado. When I told him it was no longer available, he screamed, spit in my face and ran out, pushing over an innocent bystander in the process. FML

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By /(•'_'•)\ - 07/09/2013 16:59 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while working at Subway, I was about to take a guy's order. He quickly held up a hand and asked for someone else to make his sub, because he doesn't like "ugly people" touching his food. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2019 06:03 - United States - New York

Today, while working at Subway, I was called a "terrorist" and other names by a customer 'behind my back'. I made him the best sandwich I'd ever made, in order to leave a good impression. Then I had to say the wonderful words, "Your total is $9.11." FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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By hails - 28/04/2022 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, at work, I’ll admit that I wasn’t in a good mood. I work in fast food, and I went to hand this guy his food without looking and he didn’t grab it. I got frustrated so I FINALLY looked. With an equally as upset look, I noticed the guy didn’t have arms, so I’d just been shoving food in his face. FML

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By figgy - 29/11/2010 10:46 - United States

Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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By matte - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

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By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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By DanJames24 - 10/06/2021 21:01 - United Kingdom

Today, a work colleague was trying to kill a fly that was buzzing around the place. I was about to go on my break, but was stopped because she missed the fly and accidentally whacked me in the balls in the process. By the time I didn’t feel sick anymore, my break was over. FML

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Saturday 5 March 2011 0:51

YDI if you didn't speak up.

Doortje 29

Saturday 5 March 2011 0:52

Just walk away and get a sandwich elsewhere.

Comments

sunnysurfchick 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:18

I hope you told him he could eat that ******' thing. people are gross!

0opsie 6

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:17

Imagine all the nasty stuff you DON'T see them do with their hands before they make your food.

ipwnlosers 4

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:18

You still eat at Subway?

SarahStarzz 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:23

you should've reported him, he can get fired for that....

muangelofmusic 4

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:31

I work at a subway.. I get onto my employees all the time for doing stupid stuff like touching their cell phones with gloves on and such. don't be afraid to a) ask someone to change their gloves before making your sub or b) ask the person to wash their hands and make you a new sub. and don't be afraid to talk to a manager either. if you ate the sub, then YDI. speak up for yourself, you're the one paying for the food.

enjoywhileyoucan 0

Monday 7 March 2011 1:32

At that point, Subway gets the challenge! Their sandwich makes are preping food just right ahead the person who are about to eat it, and no blocking panel or shadow to see it. I mean that everything we eat outside, someone definitely touch our food. Sometimes we see, sometimes don't. ALL OF THEM touch the their phone before and after prep food, it is obvious and unpreventable.