By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML
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docscientist 9

It was moderated because the 'women belonging in the kitchen' joke is overused and lowers a person's faith in humanity after reading, thus worsening the economy as the stock market crashes or something.

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

Mine..mine..mine. Annoying bastards. They are like flies except bigger.

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hockeyrocks39 0

hahahahaha so true, they are such pests and little scavengers. I've also heard them called "dumpster ducks" very fitting name.

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TheDrifter 23

We call them flying rats here. Seagulls are a filthy nasty animal.

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nanaprincess 7

self centered much? the whole world does not revolve around an ouchie finger.

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SirEBC 7

I predict that even though it's been acknowledged, at least 3 other morons are going to point out that this comment was posted on the wrong story.

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blueeyedwolf 10

Nothing is sacred to birds.. Not even sandwiches! But at least you made it through the assault!

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Miss_Michaela 10

Yeah. She made it through... Except now she missing an arm.

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nanaprincess 7

lol that's awesome.

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hockeyrocks39 0

Seagulls are mean too! Last summer I was walking to my car and saw a seagull walking along with a broken bloody wing. Moments later it took off running and squawking trying to fly and about 10-15 seagulls started attacking it and killed it. Survival of the fittest I guess....

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blueeyedwolf 10

Wrong FML.. but it's ok, they turned off comments to that FML anyway...

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jess6blondie9 2

Yeah I know, I hate when they do that. But it was a stupid FML anyways, so it's ok.

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SuckerPunchurMom 0

The mods be trolling with that FML. lol No offense but that was troll material.

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cally72 0

don't fcuk with the seagulls. they'll come back team handed. lol.

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Elphieba 4

You were going to eat that later! Tell them damn seagulls TO DIE!

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HeavyMetalViking 0

They were probably playing angry birds on you because you were pigging out on the sandwich containing seagull eggs.

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kylienh 0

Lol...pigging out... I had to read it a couple times to get that part of it, but the ending ruined it.

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Frelling 0

And you ran, you ran so far away. You just ran, you ran all night and day. You couldn't get away?

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Frelling 0

Lame, I didn't see this posted before :(

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