Love: Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor....

By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola

Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML

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Same thing different taste

Do you even lift, bro?

By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 04:24 - United States

Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML

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By Idiot - 22/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML

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By The Doc - 07/06/2016 22:41

Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The girl then showed me a lump on her breast and asked what to do about it. My date then slapped me and left. FML

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By desigymrat - 25/12/2010 05:29 - France

Today, I was working out at the gym. A very attractive girl was watching me work out, so feeling like a stud, I tried to lift a really heavy weight. I failed, got trapped, and watched helplessly as she walked away laughing. FML

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By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

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By BadLuckBetty - 09/08/2016 11:33 - United States - Millville

Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML

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Don't do this

By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

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Leg day

By Anonymous - 24/09/2019 02:06

Today, after waiting a year, I asked a coworker who I like to work out at the gym with me. She said yes. I figured this would be the perfect place to show off my body and impress her. In every exercise we did, she lifted more weights than I did. FML

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By Nowajerk - 25/12/2011 01:15 - Australia

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

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By caswell 1 - 28/02/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

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WCARlover 34

Sunday 2 October 2016 3:07

Well you're going to the gym for a reason...I'm sure the bigger biceps will come with time. A better personality for her probably will never come.

everydayGalaXy 11

Sunday 2 October 2016 3:03

If not having big biceps is the reason for her to say no to a date then move on. No big loss there.

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vampire9545 5

Sunday 2 October 2016 6:35

my reply "its not the size of tumor that kills, but where the tumor grows" but im a smartass

GhanArch 6

Sunday 2 October 2016 8:56

Also, you're kind of wrong too. The size plays a great big part. ;)

McBongwater 16

Sunday 2 October 2016 8:09

That's really unfair and honestly heartless of her. Evidently you're at the gym for a reason!! She's gonna eat her words one day when she's old and saggy and you're a fit ass grandpa xD I'm sorry to hear that, mate. Don't be discouraged!

StarkWolf_fml 23

Sunday 2 October 2016 8:12

at this point that's a good thing, **** tumors

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 2 October 2016 8:43

I'm being the devil's advocate here but we only have OP's side of the story. He said he thought things were going pretty well, maybe that's just his assumption and she found him annoying. Some people are pretty clueless or simply too self-absorbed to bother reading other people's body language. Maybe she just wanted to work out and he wouldn't leave her alone, hence her last rude comment to put him off for good. It's not uncommon for pretty girls to be hit on at the gym, especially by guys who feel the need to interfere in their workout routine. It can pretty aggravating. Just saying...

GhanArch 6

Sunday 2 October 2016 8:53

To bad too be shot down like that. But she had the right too choose based on her own preferences. Maybe you should try directing her attention too your other qualities the next time. Good luck too you!

LyricaSilvan 29

Sunday 2 October 2016 8:59

Meh. If she wants to be shallow and only date guys with big muscles, let her. You're better off with someone who loves you more for who you are than whether or not you're buff.