By hahatofunny - 13/09/2016 19:54 - United States - Pensacola

Today, while at the gym, I started flirting with a hot doctor. I thought things were going well so I suggested we work out together sometime and maybe work our way up to dinner together, to which she replied, "Sorry but I've seen tumors bigger than your biceps," and then walked out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 12 009
You deserved it 2 100

Same thing different taste

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Well you're going to the gym for a reason...I'm sure the bigger biceps will come with time. A better personality for her probably will never come.

If not having big biceps is the reason for her to say no to a date then move on. No big loss there.

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Who could have known that being a doctor and an asshole wasn't mutually exclusive?

So its biceps that all she needs? What about one's behavior, attitude, honesty? Even the looks doesn't count that much. She deserves a person with bicep size of a pumpkin and nature of D.Trump.

So biceps are more important then your behavior, attitude and respect for her? NEXT!!!

chessu 21

As much as I agree that it's a FYL and she definitely could've been nicer, I do see her side of it. First of all, as mentioned, there is a time and place for hitting on someone and gym isn't generally one of them (I, personally, wouldn't mind if they weren't interrupting my routine). Secondly, as you mentioned, she was hot and also a doctor meaning she's smart, she probably gets hit on all the time and is in general tired of it and has experience with guys not taking a simple no for an answer. And finally if she really is that hot and smart then she probably has lots of options and to be honest, half of the reason I go to the gym is to 'be an option for hot guys' because I would really love to make out with a hot guy, so though you might have those tumour sized biceps one day, but she's already in that league, so if appearance is (as important as personality) to her, then it's her choice not have to wait for that.

Don't let that discourage you. Anyone who makes fun of a weak person at the gym is clearly only there to pick up chicks and be a douchebag

1:I'm sorry, but you got roasted and that was funny. 2: If she's turning you down cause biceps are too small, then it's her loss and she wouldn't be right for you anyway

All these people saying the woman is shallow as if OP didn't decide to hit on her solely because she's hot. Like, there are literally hundreds of article and thousands of complaints from women about how annoying it is to have guys constantly hit on them at the gym and not take a hint that the woman just wants to be left alone. This is a hot, educated woman making a lot of money. She is not going to be lacking for options. OP is equally shallow and also rude, but apparently not all that attractive and used the wrong form of "too" in his user name. I'm going to take a statistical guess that he also makes significantly less money than her doctor salary. He got cocky and decided to bug someone out of his league who probably had been indicating for awhile that she was sick of him and he got burned. Be honest, if your female friend came up to you and said "There was this cocky asshole at the gym who would not stop hitting on me while I was just trying to do my cardio" and then told you she delivered this you'd probably applaud her for the sick burn and putting the a-hole in his place.