Miscellaneous: Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra...

By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, while at the laundry mat, an old man kept putting extra quarters in my dryer. I didn't realize until a while later what he'd done, just so he could keep watching me bend over to see how much time was left. FML

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By anonymous - 17/05/2016 00:29 - United States - Ashland

Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML

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By beep_guacamole - 24/05/2009 21:49 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML

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Dude, seriously?

By nuberific - 05/03/2009 18:45 - Canada

Today, I was in the changing room at the local YMCA. I went to use the hair dryer but couldn't because a naked old man was bent over, butt cheeks spread wide with his hands, and ass aimed at the dryer. He seemed to be enjoying it. FML

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By jessmess - 01/08/2012 16:44 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML

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Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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Creepypasta time

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 15:22 - United States - Yukon

Today, I spent over $20 at the laundromat doing two weeks of laundry, just to avoid using the facilities in my apartment complex and having to deal with my creepy landlord trying to steal my underwear again. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2013 18:27 - United States - New Orleans

Today, after scouring my apartment for quarters to do laundry, I found the correct amount of change. The change got jammed in the washing machine. I now have no more quarters, and my clothes are caked with soap from washing them in the sink. FML

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By Pickle - 06/07/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML

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By esv - 01/04/2009 09:18 - United States

Today, I went to the laundromat for the first time. I fit all of my clothes into two washers. Not knowing where to put the soap in, I asked a man doing his laundry, "Excuse me, where do I put the soap in?". He replied, "Ma'am, those are the dryers." FML

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Love Will Tear our T-shirt Apart

By Jeremy - 12/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I did my laundry at a laundromat. When I came back to get my clothes, I found an elderly man wearing my favorite Joy Division t-shirt, and he refused to give it back because he said it was his. I spent a few minutes arguing with him, before realizing I had grabbed someone else's clothes too. FML

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skittihorse 8

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:30

Smart old man.

chong420 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:32

You must have a nice ass

Comments

borkchop1992 15

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:36

how did you manage to figure out that thats why he was doing that?

ProjeKtSC2 8

Wednesday 7 December 2011 1:10

Yah I was wondering the same thing haha... She said without her knowing but she must've found out some how!

DKjazz 20

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:37

"Old hairy man"? Santa Claus?

shift_love 13

Wednesday 7 December 2011 1:10

Fred?

flockz 19

Wednesday 7 December 2011 1:26

Mrs. Claus.

TheAntidote 5

Wednesday 7 December 2011 2:11

I see what you did there.

sr101998 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:27

Dad?!?!

graham11 14

Wednesday 7 December 2011 5:15

14- FML is so festive these days!!

Gravy77 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:37

How any times did you bend and check before you caught on, and more importantly how many of your cloths were ruined?

twofirstnames 12

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:38

That's just... umm... Creepy. I suggest you never go there again.

beebananaz88 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:38

At least he didn't put the quarters in your butt (;

DKjazz 20

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:49

Strangely, that's what I thought of first. Great minds think alike. ...

IcyJack 7

Wednesday 7 December 2011 4:19

Or crack an obscure sexual pun, like "Hey baby, you can push my Coin Return all day long"

Joey44 15

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:39

kemando 22

Wednesday 7 December 2011 1:39

lol cool pic, My Little Cloney... Trooper.

heyyy464 1

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:40

Free quarters

Isoldael 27

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:45

That's... Creepy. How long did it take for you to figure out? It must have struck you pretty fast that the timer showed a longer time rather than shorter. O.o

DrMaverickRanger 4

Wednesday 7 December 2011 3:56

It actually sounds like it tool her quite a while to catch on...your baby is adorable! How many hatchlings were there?

Isoldael 27

Wednesday 7 December 2011 9:30

Had 11 hatchlings :D. Couldn't keep them all though, so have some to friends / sold then :(. Anyhow, I don't really like going this off-topic here, so if anyone's up for snake talk, just drop me a message (might take a while for me to respond because I'm usually online from my phone). On-topic - yea, it sounded like it took op quite a while to realize, plus squatting is a better option so I was tempted to vote ydi for a second... But no. Having such creepers around still qualifies as FYL imo :)