Work: Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2015 13:31 - United States

Today, I walked into the restroom at work to see my boss standing at the urinal, pissing like a toddler. He had his pants around his ankles, ass fully exposed. Now I'm never going to be able to take anything he says seriously. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2024 17:00 - United States - Springfield

Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2020 11:02 - United States - White Plains

Today, I was holding in pee because i was so busy at work. When I finally got up to relieve myself, I pulled down my pants, sneezed at that exact moment and peed all over the bathroom floor. FML

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By PeedMom - 16/03/2018 09:00 - United States - Cedar Bluff

Today, I had to pee really badly. I rushed to the bathroom, pulled down my pants, and sat on the toilet. After a few seconds of peeing, I realized I had only pulled down my pants. Not my underpants. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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By Pisspants - 17/09/2016 04:39 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was at work and I needed to pee. In my haste, I forgot to lock the door. A coworker walked in on me and I bolted up mid-stream to slam the door back shut. I had pee down my leg and pee squishing in my shoes for the rest of the day. I can still remember his tone of voice, yelling, "Sorry"! FML

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robinsn 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:18

Who completely undoes their pants to pee? I just unzip my fly... But that's just me.

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 25 January 2011 9:07

Lol don't be surprised if you get a raise.

Comments

toasty_hoodie 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:22

really? are you 5? why would you unbutton your pants to pee?

Pb25797051 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:05

you really are retarded, everyone unbuttons to pee.

smiley1014 23

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:15

Umm no 37, real men stand up to pee and just unzip. I'm guessing you unbuckle, unzip, and pull your whitety tighties down to your ankles automatically.

BadMofeelius 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:49

Umm I don't unbutton to pee. Sorry 37, I can't let you call someone a retard when you, in reality, are the one that sounds retarded.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 12:44

It must suck working for a self-centered idiot. How would you have known he was just about to walk in?

macskapingvin 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:09

That's why you squat, not bend. It's better for your back, too!

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 25 January 2011 18:45

plus your face doesn't end up in the urinal.

lekiat 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:09

haha!

bossybella 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:14

lol omg

BadMofeelius 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 14:42

Haha I knew there would be at least one Butters comment

EvilSpirt 5

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:26

that was me! I'm yer boss! YUR FIRED!

freenuggets 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:54

lol yal are weird

Jadian 4

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:34

Pants on the ground, pants on the ground. Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground....

EvilDave 13

Tuesday 25 January 2011 20:24

The reason pants have a zipper is to allow a guy to piss without unbuttoning his pants or undoing his belt. You deserve it for not knowing how to operate your clothing.