Money: Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead...

By quarterback - 23/01/2011 05:43 - United States

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

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By aianmoo16 - 01/05/2016 21:52 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at a mini arcade and accidentally put a hundred dollar bill through the quarter machine. FML

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By Eodowoiono - 06/08/2013 16:20 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, as a joke, my friend put my bus money in the vending machine. Not only did the machine not return my money, it wouldn't give me an item in return. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By iblamethetories - 11/10/2012 17:49 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I had to pay my bus fare in very small change. After carefully counting out coins under the withering glares of a bus-load of people, I quickly slid them into the machine, and somehow ended up jamming it. FML

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By lovelife - 27/09/2010 13:09 - United States

Today, I was robbed of five bucks by a vending machine that said "Enjoy Life!" FML

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By Pimaan - 26/10/2011 16:14 - United States

Today, I decided to be a generous guy and slip a dollar from my pocket to a beggar. Turns out I'd slipped my hard-earned $100 bill instead. FML

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By broke and hungry - 30/05/2015 18:53 - United States - West New York

Today, I had to skip lunch to work on a big project, so I stopped by a vending machine. The number I wanted was 126, but I accidentally typed 124, using my last dollar. 124 was the only empty row. FML

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By priceycommute - 19/08/2017 04:33

Today, after rushing to the bus stop and frantically boarding at the last possible second, I realized that I didn't pay my fare with a single, but a twenty. FML

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By booooo - 07/03/2011 21:38 - France

Today, I withdrew €40 at the ATM to pay for dinner later tonight. It wasn't until I went to pay for it that I realized I'd taken the receipt, but left the cash in the ATM. FML

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By DeniedAgain - 29/06/2009 04:04 - United States

Today, I walked into a gas station and saw some $.25 gum. It looked good and I thought I had a quarter in my pocket. I found no change in my pocket once I got to the register, so I pulled out my credit card. The cashier laughed a few seconds later when my card was declined for a piece of gum. FML

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MzKylz 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:23

at least you got change.. now go use a quarter to call someone who cares.. lol

MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:22

At least you didn't get it in pennies?

Comments

alluneedisluv 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:34

hahaha nice m! :D

thatkiddkyle 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 2:35

No offense but YDI. You should know vending machines don't give cash back..

154rct 7

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:18

big deal

hamsmum 2

Tuesday 25 January 2011 7:49

lol I bought a coke the other day from a vending machine and selected an empty slot *facepalm* lucky it let me choose another :-) coins arent that bad, think of all the hobos u can donate to!

TheXTG8680 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 13:26

Find your nearest GOOD video arcade!

losanimal 2

Wednesday 26 January 2011 12:35

ahhh vending machines .....they can be so ******* ironic somtimes lol

ohmek 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 2:57

Must of been a long wait lol.

sholly 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 13:54

That wouldn't happen to you in Canada!

Travis420 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 1:54

really? FML? Boo-hoo your life is soo hard you had to wait an extra 2 minutes for a mistake you made, people are dying and this is the biggest problem in your life? Post something worthwhile this is FML not twitter.