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If he didn't, you would've written a FML about that, too.
get freaky at the party. unleash your hidden side
I think the FML here is the fact that the OP got fired because the company needed money and then throws a party, that obviously costs money as well... at least, that'd be my frustration lol
what your saying doesn't really make a lot of sense..... A christmas party would cost no more than a few hundred dollars. but keeping 20 people on staff would cost about $700,000 a year (assuming they all make around $35,000 a year). I can definitely see a christmas party budgeted, where it doesn't make any sense whatsoever to keep those people on staff if the company is hemorrhaging money.....
Do what an old co-worker of mine did when he was give 4 days notice about layoffs, double decker as many toilets as you can (take a dump in the toilet tank not the bowl).
Wow. A) That's disgusting B) Your boss obviously isn't going to be the one cleaning the shit out of the toilet tank, so how would that get back at him for firing you?
A) Your right, it is. B) He may not have had to clean it but the toilets needed to be replaced at cost to the company and it’s a smaller office and the smell was horrific.
at least you can go to am awesome party!! isn't that a plus=) ??
at least you could finish off the week... party it up!
Get waisted and be a total party smashes. The worst they can do is fire you... oh wait, they cant!
I'd much rather get elbowed. Or perhaps shouldered.
Pen, come on! I have SOME modesty. Plus, I made a toilet-humor joke yesterday, and one a week is my limit.
After all the stories on your website, I, too, am surprised, Doc.
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your life does suck. but hey go to the Xmas party booze it up and act belligerent. you have the green light.
you have the right to act like a complete fool at the party. it's not like you'll see them again anyway ;)