By Limalia - 24/01/2011 21:00 - Switzerland

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Today, one week after my girlfriend berated me for not being invested enough in our relationship, I proposed to her. Her answer? "I meant give me an orgasm, not a ring!" FML
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Wheredidgrungego 12

On the bright side, orgasms are cheaper than rings!

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abi96 0

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Zmeilerr 22

Make sure it's a finger he shoves up your ass, and not some knife or other lethal weapon. This is the usual punishment for shouting "FIRST!!" or some other shortened word/sentence plainly just to get the title of number 1. I guess what I'm really trying to say is: No one gives a flying **** if you're first. If you all you had to say was "first!" or some other shortened word just to get number 1 you're pathetic. If you would just post something constructive and relevant to the topic you'll get more respect and not look like a stupid pathetic twat. It shouldn't matter what number you are, because frankly, no one cares.

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Starfire22 5

His "first" comment was changed by one of the mods...

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KingDingALing 9

Oh Jesus Christ! Another one?! First it was nipple-tweaking, then nipple-fiddling, and now nipple-kayaking. What's next? Nipple-tickle? *Sigh* Ok, listen up a-hole because I'm not going to say this twice. Shove a stick up your ass. I just learned that Theodore Roosevelt did something calle the Big Stick Diplomacy. I'm changing that to Big Stick Up The A-hole. As a matter of fact, I'm so tired of telling people like you to shove a stick up your ass that you should shove the stick DOWN your THROAT so that you can choke and die a slow, painful death. Maybe then, you'll learn your goddamn lesson. Jesus Christ... There, now that I got that out of my system, I can continue writing my response speech for the next guy that screams "first!"

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Lufferkinz 0

Moderated in 3....2.....1.................

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harry_potter_luv 0

that's how my uncle died...

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DocBastard 38

I'm going to have to defer the prostate exam to my friend Louis. Louisville Slugger, that is.

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MyDarkestDays 0

I don't quite frankly think you get this thing people call "respect" from posting a comment, let alone being first doesn't do anything either.

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ckkc 0

abi96: You are a total idiot just get the **** out and shut your damn mouth

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iSitt 0

she's a keeper, which is ironic.

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lovexbox 8

That's great. Hey she knows what she wants!

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FrenchToast94 0

for once a women just wants to get laid! lol poor dood he wants more, damn horny women!

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lovexbox 8

You obviously don't know too many women than huh?

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seanders 10

Yeah lol. I can say from working with women that they're worse than men. Us men are just more crude about it.

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FrankHotpants 31

well then chug a red bull and let her have it pal.

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Ninjafriends 1

That was a vague way of telling you that you're a crappy lover.

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Mirorbo 26

If you choose to stay with her, good luck giving in on her demands. I hear that's a toughy.

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banana_buddy 6

There's no way he can keep up with her demands with his peanut sized dick. He needs to hire some professionals to "get the job done".

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Wheredidgrungego 12

On the bright side, orgasms are cheaper than rings!

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perdix 29

Not if you are not capable of giving her one.

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starile 19

Then the hired prostitutes just get expensive...

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UnanomousGurl 0

hshahaha xD nice!

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emilyissutee 0

just work on her clit for a while. she'll ******. trust me.

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banana_buddy 6

YDI for having a peanut for a dick. U should consider hiring professionals to "get the job done".

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