Kids: Today, while babysitting, I brought over some colouring-in sheets...

By Anonymous - 22/11/2010 16:33 - Australia

Today, while babysitting, I brought over some colouring-in sheets as an activity. I said that I should bring some Christmas-themed ones for next time. The little girl then turned to me and said "If there is a next time." I've been put on probation by an 8-year-old. FML

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By anon - 22/02/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

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Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML

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By Wtf - 10/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 11:57 - United States - Howell

Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML

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iAccidentally 8

Monday 22 November 2010 19:09

Why are you listening to an 8 year old?

starberries 0

Monday 22 November 2010 20:04

I'm sure the 8-year-old is the one in charge of hiring babysitters. Who cares what she says?

Comments

lovin_my_marine 4

Monday 22 November 2010 19:29

Got told.

youfailed18 0

Monday 22 November 2010 19:38

You just got owned.

mfmylifesrsly 29

Monday 22 November 2010 19:46

13 she could be a great baby sitter, some kids are just evil.

MaximilianMarche 0

Monday 22 November 2010 20:02

she doesn't like Christmas color ins. ydi op for being so insensitive

starberries 0

Monday 22 November 2010 20:04

I'm sure the 8-year-old is the one in charge of hiring babysitters. Who cares what she says?

Zmeilerr 22

Monday 22 November 2010 20:12

Haha, little kids are too funny.

wDeemish 0

Monday 22 November 2010 20:21

You're doing it for the money so suck it up and be a man.. woman wtv 

sourgirl101 28

Monday 22 November 2010 20:23

Well, I'm sure you'll get a second chance. You sound like a great sitter. Most just plop kids in front of the TV and talk to whole time on the phone with their friends.