Kids: Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why...

By owned - 24/01/2010 23:58 - United States

Today, while babysitting, the little boy explained to me why I was single, reasons such as 'unattractive' and 'not the girlfriend type'. I cried. FML

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By Babysitter Probs - 27/11/2016 05:58 - United States - Fresno

Today, the 8 year old that I babysit every week told me that it was sad that I didn't have a boyfriend while he has a girlfriend. I got burned by a 3rd grader. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me because I was "letting myself go". When I told the little girl I babysit in the afternoons why I was so upset, she looked at me for a moment before saying, "Well, I definitely can't blame him." FML

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By NotYourLady - 04/09/2009 06:23 - Canada

Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/05/2009 06:21 - United States

Today, the three-year-old I was babysitting asked me where my boyfriend was. I told her he was at his house. I'm twenty and single. I lied to a three year old to make myself look less pathetic. FML

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By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By boyfriendless - 10/04/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a five year-old boy. Somehow the topic of relationships came up, and he asked me if I had a boyfriend. When I told him that I was single, he got all excited and asked if he could be my boyfriend. It would have been cute… except he was the first guy to ever ask me out. I'm 18. FML

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By silverstar189 - 01/01/2010 15:41 - United States

Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML

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By unlucky - 03/09/2014 17:40 - United States - Cold Spring

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

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By Hahapasdroleleptit - 10/05/2011 14:56 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML

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Monday 25 January 2010 9:37

=| no need to cry! He's just a kid, he doesn't understand adult attraction.

shoieb9 14

Monday 25 January 2010 9:28

O.o dont worry.. its just a kid :)

Comments

stormin972 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:34

He's a smart kid.

AxCxDxDx 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:40

Damn! That kid knows whats up!

fluropanda 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:43

Aw don't take it to heart, little kids never think before speaking, and anyway, how would a little boy know anything about love or getting a boyfriend? (: cheer up.

adartse 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:53

I respectfully disagree, this kid seems to have put a lot of thought into his argument. The kid also effectively shut down OP, who was clearly trying to get with the kid

happypapp12 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:01

It's not his fault your ugly

relyo 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:05

YDI for letting a boy make you cry. Next time don't talk to children about your relationship status. Problem solved.

zook182 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:10

YDI for being a sooky ******* pedofile

dman5 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:41

hahahahahahahahahah

palmtrees 1

Monday 25 January 2010 12:17

If your self-esteem is low enough that this would make you cry, that might also have a little something to do with why you can't get a guy. Generally, complete lack of confidence =/= sexy.