By Madridsta - 28/06/2014 06:28 - United States - Rialto

Today, while being high for the first time after getting my wisdom teeth pulled, I called my dental assistant pretty before leaving, and then shouted, "I NEED TO POOP!" to the whole office. FML
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Welshite 39

Well, you /did/ just lose what small amount of wisdom you had.

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kAPISH 29

I don't need to be high for shouting that. Pooping is some serious shit.

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worldclassrager 39

I sure hope they have a type of pain meds soon that actually keep you the same or at least close to it

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vlalam 24

lol..how old r u? drinking sessions with u are u gonna lot more fun.. looking forward to it my dear ;)

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Weirdo... Lol.

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garebear61 14

Ima have to get mine cut out soon and this makes me feel no better about it!

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Saraishi 24

That's okay, I'm sure they're used to hear weird stuff.

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Prettyattimes 10

I had mine out a few weeks ago. My mom was recording a video of me, and got pissed at me when when I didn't say anything funny on the way home.

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weveallbeenthere 30

it like truth serum. wonder what else you said.

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buckdharma 37

It could have been worse. You could have chased her around slobbering like a puppy, and shit in the spit basin.

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DieHardTaylor420 4

Its pretty Fascinating what drugs can do to people haha #paperplanes

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MzZombicidal 36

Take your stupid hashtag back to Twitter where it belongs.

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Jennaflamingo 14

A similar thing happened to my brother.... He wasn't high just drunk

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