By PackardBell - 28/03/2016 03:09 - United States - Vernon Hills

Today, while brushing my teeth, a fly flew into my mouth. It got caught in my electric toothbrush and was sucked into the circular bristles, getting crushed between the brush and my braces. I now have fly guts and goo stuck between my brackets, and I can't get rid of the taste. FML
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PackardBell_fml 19

Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.

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cutycat136 28

I think I would've been sick if that were me.

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citrusglass 22

...as appetizing as that sounds, you should probably get your hands on some mouthwash. Fast.

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Kidd_Ant 18

Today, I flew into a humans mouth as it was brushing it's teeth, with and electric toothbrush. A human with braces. I now have bits of my wings in the bristles of the brush and stuck in its teeth. Goodbye cruel world. FML

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