By PackardBell - 28/03/2016 03:09 - United States - Vernon Hills

Today, while brushing my teeth, a fly flew into my mouth. It got caught in my electric toothbrush and was sucked into the circular bristles, getting crushed between the brush and my braces. I now have fly guts and goo stuck between my brackets, and I can't get rid of the taste. FML
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PackardBell_fml 19

Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.

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cutycat136 28

I think I would've been sick if that were me.

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citrusglass 22

...as appetizing as that sounds, you should probably get your hands on some mouthwash. Fast.

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orcatheseapanda 18

The "fly guys and goo" had me cringing so hard.

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hipposteve 21

Vodka might help rinse that out, or mouthwash, which ever.

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applesaucerox 10

#33 - vodka for the memories.. mouthwash to rinse

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proudspanishgirl 10

Haha I can't stop laughing lol you made my day XD

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samlovesham1234 9

I think I threw up a little. And I've read some pretty gross FMLs on here.

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Urpoppy 21

That's one of the worst FML's ever. Ugh!

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Sir_Cow 17

Could be worse. Imagine if it had baby flys inside.

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