By PackardBell - 28/03/2016 03:09 - United States - Vernon Hills

Today, while brushing my teeth, a fly flew into my mouth. It got caught in my electric toothbrush and was sucked into the circular bristles, getting crushed between the brush and my braces. I now have fly guts and goo stuck between my brackets, and I can't get rid of the taste. FML
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PackardBell_fml 19

Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.

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cutycat136 28

I think I would've been sick if that were me.

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citrusglass 22

...as appetizing as that sounds, you should probably get your hands on some mouthwash. Fast.

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sanbrunojess 5

Ouch, that does suck. I would have bought a new brush head or buy a new brush

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buckdharma 37

You complain too much, op. Try shutting your fly trap.

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winecrab 7

A fly wouldn't do that. A fruit fly maybe and those don't have "guts and goo. Either way, sounds like ydi.

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Mandybruin 15

So sorry, OP! Believe me, I feel your pain. I still remember that taste 20-something years later. *Ack!*

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amvoisard 7

This is one of those face cringing FMLs...

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12ig12 12

I'm actually really scared to brush my teeth now

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OrganicSistah 17

This has got to be one of the worst FMLs I have ever read. I am so sorry for you.

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