By PackardBell - 28/03/2016 03:09 - United States - Vernon Hills

Today, while brushing my teeth, a fly flew into my mouth. It got caught in my electric toothbrush and was sucked into the circular bristles, getting crushed between the brush and my braces. I now have fly guts and goo stuck between my brackets, and I can't get rid of the taste. FML
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PackardBell_fml 19

Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.

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cutycat136 28

I think I would've been sick if that were me.

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citrusglass 22

...as appetizing as that sounds, you should probably get your hands on some mouthwash. Fast.

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citrusglass 22

...as appetizing as that sounds, you should probably get your hands on some mouthwash. Fast.

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Thor1012 28

There's been many fml's that truly made me feel sick but this.. This tops them all

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PackardBell_fml 19

Hi, op here. Just want to clarify: The toothbrush is one of those circular, rotating tips. The "spinbrush," I believe. Second, I eventually cleaned out the bristles and got rid of the taste... in the morning. I slept with that taste lingering and it was horrible. This is just meant to clarify some things due to the lack of character space to type.

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Aerobic_Exorcism 13

How big was the fly?

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PackardBell_fml 19

I didn't really pay attention, but I think it was a little smaller because an average sized fly probably wouldn't fit. It was a bit smaller, probably about the size of the tip of my toothbrush, so a little smaller than my pinkie finger.

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mariri9206 32

Ew, that's so nasty - I don't know how you dealt with it all night, OP. If it were me, I would be so grossed out and probably plan an emergency cleaning with my dentist! Sorry that happened to you!

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PackardBell_fml 19

I used like 4 bottles of mouthwash (Forgot to mention that, sorry!) and after about 3 hours of a gagging taste in my mouth (It took me 3 hours to fall asleep because the taste was so bad) it eventually went away. Then, I thought about where it went and gagged even more. I fell asleep though. Pretty dramatic lol

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allie2590 31

Alright, I'm curious. What does "fly" taste like?

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oyeh 19

I can sort of relate OP. Once, while I was laughing at the poolside, a fly suddenly flew down my throat and got stuck there. I was gagging and choking so bad but I still couldn't dislodge it until after at least five minutes of coughing. My throat tasted vile the rest of the day since I didn't have mouthwash. Still, what you went through was even more terrible.

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Askavi 37

#64 Optimus Prime. Or maybe original poster.

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xKrisSmoove 21

I've been on FML for 2-3 years but never knew what op EXACTLY meant, I just knew it meant creator. Ty

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rockfivo 7

Wow! Think about that the next time you want your woman to swallow...

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Kiernan151 25

Big difference between sperm and a fly...

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GinGin92 18

yaa... I don't know who you're doing, but if his semen tastes like fly guts, he should probably talk to a doctor.

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znoopy1 5

Eat chocolate maybe it will taste better! Lol

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Sparx1_1 16

1 part peroxide to 5 parts water - rinse for 1-2 minutes then rinse again with clean water. Do not swallow the peroxide/water but if you do swallow some it won't make you sick. Does an amazing job of getting rid of bad breath too.

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sammy18f 9

Flies can carry horrible diseases. Let's hope it wasn't.

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symfora 17

Oh bless your heart, that sounds horrifying.

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