By Anonymous - 23/07/2012 15:41 - United States - Apex

Today, while bussing at my restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down my leg. I started shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turned to stare. Then I realized there was a hole in my pocket and some quarters had slid out down my leg. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 031
You deserved it 8 257

Same thing different taste

Top comments

The heads on the coins are watching you... So were the people in the restaurant. :P

borkchop1992 15

It was stealthy pedo bear getting into your pants.

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Haha I thought you were gonna say it was a turd. I'm glad I kept reading.

bubo_fml 10

Add a pole to that dance & watch your quarters turn into $$!!

Nothing like looking like a lunatic in public

perdix 29

Why are your quarters cold and wet? By any chance, is your restaurant popular with strippers after they get off. . . work, that is?

That's an unfortunate thought...no wonder FML ***** up my dreams...

RedPillSucks 31

If that were the case, she (he?!) would have described how customers stuff dollar bills down her pants in appreciation for the dance/show. Unless, she works at the same place Enslaved was eating at.

momolee 4

That must have been embarrassing. However, I understand since I would've done the same thing. FYL

So you acted like demented circus monkey!!!

At least those quarters weren't poisonous or had long fangs.

Could have been worse . Had it been pennies you would have publicly embarrassed yourself and been poor.

rcgirl2 11

Why would you automatically assume that it was a cold, slimy animal?