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By tammy - 27/06/2012 05:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, while cashiering at the drug store, I saw my ex-boyfriend, who I'm still completely in love with. Being the only cashier, I had to ring him up. He was buying condoms. FML

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By Narehs - 13/01/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML

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By RahiYeah09 - 17/09/2009 18:45 - United States

Today, I was in the 'intimacy' section of Walmart. After grabbing 2 boxes of condoms and a vibrating ring I turn around to see my ex boyfriend's mom. I smile awkwardly and put my head down as I walk away, causing me to colide with his dad and send my 'goodies' all over the floor. FML

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Some salt for that wound?

By Luissa - 03/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, my ex-husband’s new girlfriend stopped by the pharmacy I work at, checked out at my lane, and had me ring up her condoms. She kept bragging about how she’s gonna have “nasty freaky sex” with my ex all night long while I work at a “miserable pharmacy.” I burst into tears while she laughed and waltzed away. FML

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You deserved it 169

By imustbegay - 09/05/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I was buying condoms for my girlfriend and myself. While at the checkout counter, my guy friend sees me, runs to me, puts his arm around me, kisses me on the cheek, then yells "Thank you baby!" There were about twenty people behind me, they all gave me dirty looks. FML

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You deserved it 10 407

By MenstruallyFrustrated - 23/07/2013 17:18 - United States - Surprise

Today, I was at the store, when I saw my boyfriend in line in front of me. I looked to see what he was purchasing; it was a pack of condoms. When I questioned him, he said that, "They're for us, babe!" We already have an unopened pack at home, and it's my time of the month. FML

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By rink.attendant.6 - 21/06/2012 15:40 - Canada - Dryden

Today, I saw my crush working the only open till at the grocery store. When she saw me approach her queue, she immediately called for more cashiers. FML

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Stalker or coincidence?

By Jenny - 08/05/2020 05:00

Today, I went grocery shopping at the store near my house. Upon checking out, I look up to see that my cashier is none other than the woman I went on a date with a few months ago, and whose calls and texts I ignored after she began to obsess over me. FML

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You deserved it 720

By yournick - 31/01/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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You deserved it 10 564

By TheBeastSwaq - 31/12/2011 17:09 - United States

Today, I met my ex's new boyfriend. I was at work, cashiering at the movie theater that they were apparently having their first date at. We broke up less than 24 hours ago. FML

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Javee 17

Wednesday 27 June 2012 16:45

Hey, don't jump to conclusions. Condoms make awesome balloons.

smilepatrol 7

Wednesday 27 June 2012 16:48

He might have done it to make you jealous? You should've said 'oh, you got these a size too big, the extra smalls are on the right'

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Domitan 1

Wednesday 27 June 2012 20:44

Only thing I thought when reading that was "GF"

kimg0885 23

Wednesday 27 June 2012 21:11

I'd just call out a price check over the intercom then say oh I'm sorry u must have gotten the wrong box let me have someone get u the teeny weenie size!

Sundaysilence05 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 21:22

sorry tam tam

perdix 29

Wednesday 27 June 2012 21:24

You should have said, "Thanks for trying to stay STD-free until we get back together again." Keep trying! No one falls in live with a quitter.

spottyblanket 8

Wednesday 27 June 2012 21:59

Come on, he happend to buy those at the till when you were the only one there. He did it to make you jealous, it is so obvious.

BradFML101 0

Wednesday 27 June 2012 22:01

To OP, I agree FYL. You'll find someone better..unless your like the rest of them and try to recycle him bc you think you love him but he'll screw you over again.