By r1has - 12/06/2016 02:58 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, while chopping green chilies, I accidentally rubbed my eyes. It currently feels like Satan pissed hellfire straight into my right eye. FML
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Tripartita 44

On the upside, you hail from Islamabad, a place that sounds like a geographically challenged character in a sitcom trying to come up with a middle-eastern location to spout stereotypes about.

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NoseToNose 13

On a positive note at least it was not a more sensitive area like your privates.

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Tatork91 5

that is indeed a horrible thought... almost happened to me with onions

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staminprime 12

I did this in my barracks once. I feel your pain OP (I did it with the 6th hottest hot sauce. I couldn't stop laughing the entire time)

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freddygasman 18

I feel for you. I bit into a whole pickled jalapeno once and it sprayed me in the eye and up the nose with juice, I suggest a cold wet rag.

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Hambrick_Face 1

Take a shot glass, fill it with milk, cup it over your eye to flush. It will take the burn away instantly. You'll look a little retarded but it works.

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kakabalo 18

could have been worse...hope u r feeling better

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Mysterybounty 6

Quick let me post this online instead of treating my eye.

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