By r1has - 12/06/2016 02:58 - Pakistan - Islamabad

Today, while chopping green chilies, I accidentally rubbed my eyes. It currently feels like Satan pissed hellfire straight into my right eye. FML
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Tripartita 44

On the upside, you hail from Islamabad, a place that sounds like a geographically challenged character in a sitcom trying to come up with a middle-eastern location to spout stereotypes about.

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SecundusSecunda 27

The wording in this FML reminds me of an old FML, where a guy was sad since they remembered him as the one who's sister screamed Satan was coming out of her butt in a church restroom

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WoodKiller 13

Well that was a fantastic description. I am currently crying laughing

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cheshireau 26

Been there done that. It does in fact feel like that.

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blupenguin29 14

That's where pepper spray comes from.

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00whyalwaysme00 4

I feel your pain, OP! I did this once as well and then proceeded to staple my fingers together

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SaraWinterHeart 15

I had an ex-boyfriend who ate a bag of flaming hot cheetos and rubbed his eyes, getting flaming hot cheeto dust in them. We were on the phone talking and suddenly he let out this blood curdling scream. I heard his phone hit the floor and moments later he returned to tell me he forgot to use the hand that didn't have cheeto dust on it. Ahhh good times.

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halfawannabe 14

As Hagrid would say, Shouldn't have laughed at that, I should not have laughed at that.

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