Miscellaneous: Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving...

By apparentlyunsexy - 27/10/2011 04:00 - United States

Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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Thursday 27 October 2011 12:14

Maybe they ran out of characters and gave you the one that fits you?

babelini 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:32

Isn't it birthday SUIT?

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ghostlilac 25

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:37

Maybe they just wanted to see you dance sexily?

superficialheart 11

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:42

Bit of a blow to your self esteem?

SinfullA 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:52

thats a good thing!!! stop complaining.

Doribella98 14

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:57

They were given characters opposite themselves. So, if OP is given sexy, they think OP is not sexy. I don't think that's a good thing for OP. :-/

SiriusBlack97 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:58

Be sexy then

SiriusBlack97 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:00

Your titleXD

baybay692 6

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:05

Same here...

VaanBasch 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:22

"Today, while at dance at my studio. " Punctuation fail. Anywho, FYL for apparently being extremely ugly.

daydreamer244 13

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:29

Well it's okay maybe you'll gain sexiness by doing this improv solo.

Heebles 2

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:38

Don't worry plastic surgery can fix anything now a days.

InfinityCross 1

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:38

Don't worry. Just because 1 person doesn't think you're sexy, doesn't mean someone else does too. Everyone is sexy to someone else in their own right :)