Miscellaneous: Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving...

By apparentlyunsexy - 27/10/2011 04:00 - United States

Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

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By DeActivated - 04/05/2013 00:39 - United States - West Jordan

Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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Thursday 27 October 2011 12:14

Maybe they ran out of characters and gave you the one that fits you?

babelini 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:32

Isn't it birthday SUIT?

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KaskStunter 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:47

Being sexy isn't a matter of appearance, it is a matter of behavior. Stop whining and try to get into your role. It may help you to get sexy in real life too.

You_Need_Soap 6

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:24

Ah, perhaps a hidden msg from dance instructor! (whispers) I will make her... sexy. NOW DANCE FOR DI MAN!!!!

AaronSanchez1969 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:51

Mabe he ment you just sexy and not extremely

juturnaamo 29

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:28

They probably meant 'sexual' like...you have an innocent, non sexual vibe.

zzzklx 13

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:32

Just means your beautiful... any girl in a short skirt and a face of makeup can be sexy... you just got something natural!!!

Shrike 23

Thursday 27 October 2011 18:08

Read the FML this time. It clearly said "OPPOSITE of ourselves." -__-

Baby_Girl0909 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:49

I don't think this a fml because I would like to hear that once and awhile ..

leadman1989 15

Thursday 27 October 2011 16:20

That's interesting you could do a dance that illustrates the dynamic role of intelligent females and their dubious perception as sexual - oh you're just gonna dress sluttier... -_-

SnigglePoop 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 17:46

All I read was sexual and sluttier...

leadman1989 15

Friday 28 October 2011 7:52

Tough crowd.

graphicstyle7 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 16:34

This isn't a FML. You're just bragging. Enjoy it and go to another board.

perdix 29

Thursday 27 October 2011 16:53

Well, make love to that pole and you might find the form of dance that suits you. If you've got a good body, it barely matters how hideous your face is. You can cake on makeup just so the guys don't lose their boners if they accidentally glimpse your face. You'll make more money than a prima ballerina. If you accept the whoring offers, a lot more.