Miscellaneous: Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving...

By apparentlyunsexy - 27/10/2011 04:00 - United States

Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

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By EllenD - 15/02/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

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By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

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By DeActivated - 04/05/2013 00:39 - United States - West Jordan

Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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Thursday 27 October 2011 12:14

Maybe they ran out of characters and gave you the one that fits you?

babelini 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:32

Isn't it birthday SUIT?

Comments

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:40

DAAYYYUMMM, that sucks OP. But I have a feeling that you're not "unsexy", but rather just really modest and quiet. Regardless, your instructor has the right idea about making you act outside your comfort zone, it'll make you more well-rounded and more appreciative of your own self.

JHandAC 4

Thursday 27 October 2011 21:23

That means you're not very ugly. Each word is opposite :)

yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 23:23

I'm sexy and I know it

blair_x 12

Friday 28 October 2011 1:11

Try to look on the bright side, OP. You get to be super creative with the choreography. :)

natedogg2402 2

Friday 28 October 2011 1:17

What's wrong with that??

rachilio 26

Friday 28 October 2011 3:47

How is it bad that u got an awesome one.... I got stupid

DonkeyGilbert13 0

Friday 28 October 2011 4:26

Time to bring out the Britney Spears CD's!

jessicaaababy 8

Friday 28 October 2011 4:45

Awe that's mean. Everyone is attractive in their own way :) some may have things that are physically attractive while others are attractive on the inside :)

iewisokwas 0

Friday 28 October 2011 5:11

Aww

corinne44 4

Friday 28 October 2011 6:52

your instructor is just talking about ur style of dance maybe? there's a difference btween dancing sexy and dancing other ways (like being elegant or cheesy or having attitude) so maybe she just meant that, not your actual appearance.