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By FuglyBetty - 24/02/2016 22:48 - Norway - Arendal

Today, while doing the grocery shopping with my boyfriend we came across another woman also out shopping, who looked shockingly like me despite her being another race, hair color and the like. The second he saw her, he blurted out, ''Oh, it's a pretty version of you!'' FML

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By Ann - 18/06/2009 19:40 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. While I was at the store, an employee came up to me and said, "You're beautiful!" When I came home I told my husband what had just happened. My husband then asked, "What was wrong with him?" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2021 02:00

Today, I had to go to the mall for a quick errand. While there one of my friends who works at a phone booth was there and I stayed for a little bit chatting with him. While chatting, a girl passed by. She was so pretty that I blurted out, "What a woman!" out loud. Turns out it was my ex. FML

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chairmanmeow1 16

Thursday 25 February 2016 12:43

Aw OP don't be disgruntled, I'm sure there's a prettier version of him out there somewhere.

sheilandthegirls 20

Thursday 25 February 2016 12:45

What a hurtful thing to say. I'm sure he didn't mean what he was implying but, shit, man, think before you speak!

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brezzyanna 17

Thursday 25 February 2016 23:29

Sure, what languages?

young_stud 14

Thursday 25 February 2016 23:51

this is the epitome of first world problems

ThreeSheets 14

Friday 26 February 2016 0:20

I would rather hear him say that then say "hey, that's a "different ethnicity " version of you" and sound like a prejudice ass. Just saying.

Thorzix 23

Friday 26 February 2016 0:50

Yeah, no, noticing the obvious fact that someone is from a different ethnicity does NOT mean one is prejudiced against them. But assuming it does, does in fact make you sound like a prejudiced ass.

laden_swallow09 34

Friday 26 February 2016 0:53

So, she's pretty. Does that mean you can't be, too, or vice versa?

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 26 February 2016 4:32

Note OP he said pretty version of you, he did not say you were ugly and if fact could easily have meant it in a detrimental way to the other lady. i.e she's pretty but you're gorgeous or similar. From your username I get that you automatically assumed that there can only be one pretty you and therefore he must be calling you ugly, which is not necessarily true.

albino_toaster 1

Friday 26 February 2016 5:42

Next time you pass by a dumpster, say the same thing to him

BloodyGlass 10

Friday 26 February 2016 11:08

"Oh look, you're now single!" :D

Whydoyouask 11

Friday 26 February 2016 14:56

Rekt

mswim 27

Friday 26 February 2016 18:35

Savage! But damn, my boyfriend is like that, no filter whatsoever. Hopefully he didn't really mean what he said and what he meant just came out wrong.