This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

Spicy
Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

Dearknon tells us more.

Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

394 10
cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

231 3

Comments

mush_room 0

Did a catfight ensue? lol You deserve it though for being a cheater.

14 5
lizabethp 11

lol .. that's what you get!

19 0
trappedinthevoid 0

"today, a girl walked up to me and my boyfriend and introduced herself as 'the ex-girlfriend he's been sleeping with for 3 months. fml" <--there's the one that should be up

91 3
tygerarmy 35

what 18 said. And you could lie and say your ex is makin' shit up or if your gf dumps try to get back with the ex. I hope the both dump you and hook up with each other.

3 20
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

YDi,, but she's kinda a bitch for announcing that in public.

4 40
ndizzle 0

Like hell she is. What should she have done? Tracked down her address and written a postcard? Whispered it in her ear? Snuck unto her room at night? Coded newspaper ad?

24 1
amiemariej 0

there's less shame if done in private

1 19
palmtrees 1

Well, there would be no issue of the ex-gf having to announce it ANYWHERE if the OP weren't a cheating asshole. And an idiot, apparently, since he seems to be expecting sympathy for this situation that he put himself in.

16 2
abg_fml 0

Your gf should probably see her gyno ASAP. I hope she popped you one on the way out the door....pathetic.

15 0
im_banned 0

come on dude you got to avoid that at all cost

2 1