Intimacy: Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend... - FML

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By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 204

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Dearknon 4

Friday 2 July 2010 23:12

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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OhTyler 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:04

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

cyaneyedangel 2

Friday 2 July 2010 19:06

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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scuba113 2

Friday 2 July 2010 19:22

man your ex just F u over now u r really going to pay for it

ShutMeOut 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:24

Hey if you were man enough to be seeing them both, maybe you can turn this into a three way? lol

QuickNslicK23 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:25

11 u make me drooool o.o

lovinit5683 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:25

Wow just another ass whining on FML about being a cheating basterd!! YDI!!!

rawrineedcandy 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:29

that's what you get for being a cheater fag !!

kaykay_322 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:32

shouldn't cheat. you definatlyy deserve it.

Paris_LovezYhu 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:34

the typical man -.- ydi

mrfuzzywiggles 11

Friday 22 June 2012 16:33

U no not all guys are like that. Just because one is a cheating pig doesn't mean all men in the world are like that.

Fear_Der_Nacht 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:34

#44 then he loses the sex with the ex. FAKE A HEARTATTACK DAMMIT!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Friday 2 July 2010 19:35

You expect sympathy for cheating on your girlfriend with your ex? Bahahaha. Scumbag.

Richisme 0

Friday 2 July 2010 19:35

gotta step your pimp up cheesey

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