This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By Tim - 02/07/2013 15:43 - United States

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Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 204
You deserved it 216 025

Dearknon tells us more.

Dearknon 4

I'm the OP. Wasn't looking for sympathy. Was actually a very funny situation, since my GF immediately ignored my Ex and we continued with our night like normal. Haters gonna Hate. Sad part is now I'm losing the Ex because she's pissed my GF didn't believe her :D

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Top comments

OhTyler 0

You deserve it, you fat sack of shit.

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cyaneyedangel 2

Well, aren't you a charmer. Hopefully one of them remembers to punch you in the balls on their way out. Seriously, were you expecting anyone to have sympathy for you?

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tboudre 0

YDI for not being able to keep your bitches under control. And why were they at the same bar? did you dump one for the other? if so, that was asking for trouble. as if you never imagined the one you scorned would not get even.

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kingkong954 0

if yur sleeping with yur x wats the point of being with yur current gf

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dingleberry29 0

It's called a ******

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Maddoctor 10

Yeah, ONE ******, not two you douche.

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schwancy 2

I hate these FMLs because it's your own fault . You cheated. You brought this on yourself. ps. F your current gf/ soon to be your X's life.

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crappymedication 0

ydi for being a cheating assface. hope you get an STD :)

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CalGirl1990 0

You don't deserve to cheat, you are not even smart enough to tell her the ex is not over you. Dumbass.

3 1
jlynntiger 0

ur a moron u deserve it

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